Rd8 2024: Eels v Manly GAME DAY THREAD @ 4 Pines Park April 26

[Legal Eel]

I was going to play Eels Bingo for the first chase the collision comment, but that's already been taken.

Next up is:

*The coach is got to go, followed by
* We are such a dumb team.

At these odds, I dunno why anyone would seriously act surprised, unless we win.


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You are entirely justified - it’s ridiculous that anyone would be unsatisfied with the performances of this team or of the coach

They have both been exemplary.

in fact, as has been pointed out many times by Pou and even yourself, no other coach could or would do more or better!

it’s unfair that people are so impatient when clearly there are processes the coach has in place which just need time to gel

 

[JokerEel]

I was going to play Eels Bingo for the first chase the collision comment, but that's already been taken.

Next up is:

*The coach is got to go, followed by
* We are such a dumb team.

At these odds, I dunno why anyone would seriously act surprised, unless we win.


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Cmon you have to play both sides!

Its not the coaches job..
The coach doesn't miss the tackles
Senior players need to motivate the team not the coach
We would have won if Moses was playing.
Resources!

 

[Gazzamatta]

C’mon you merkins, don’t make me have to fix another hole in my Gyprock tomorrow.

White ants Georgie?

 

[Gronk]

It feels like a dictatorship support this club

 

[Gronk]

You are entirely justified - it’s ridiculous that anyone would be unsatisfied with the performances of this team or of the coach

They have both been exemplary.

in fact, as has been pointed out many times by Pou and even yourself, no other coach could or would do more or better!

it’s unfair that people are so impatient when clearly there are processes the coach has in place which just need time to gel

Lighten up Petrocelli.

 

[Gronk]

I hope we flog these wankers and go on a run

I bet we get the 2 points next week !

 

[Gazzamatta]

Lighten up Petrocelli.

He was the dude with the pet cockatoo wasn't he? I loved that show. Preferred Columbo though.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

White ants Georgie?

White Knuckles before fulltime lately.

 

[oldmancraigy]

I wonder if there will be more moaning if we WIN this game rather than lose it?

A win keeps the season alive - but tough to see anything other than a flogging

 

[JokerEel]

I wonder if there will be more moaning if we WIN this game rather than lose it?

A win keeps the season alive - but tough to see anything other than a flogging

If we win that's good.. Though it just masks the issues..

 

[Gazzamatta]

I wonder if there will be more moaning if we WIN this game rather than lose it?

A win keeps the season alive - but tough to see anything other than a flogging

Of cause our boys can win. I for one will be super excited if we do. The issue is though, we will be right back where we are a week or 2 later. Remember the Canberra, Cowboys, Dolphins trifector? Been happening for years. That said Ill be cheering wildly tonight. Might even pop over to Blacktown on Sunday.
Go Parra!

 

[JokerEel]

 

[JokerEel]

Ok Manly went wide early in their sets when we played them last time at home and had great success until they put that back in their bag..

They would have seen the fins destroy us up the guts last week.

My question is will we learn from this or will they easily go around us tonight.

I have them going around us easily in the first half followed by right down the guts in the second half at $1.01 odds.

 

[JokerEel]

Thanks Chat GTP!

To increase their chances of winning against the Manly Sea Eagles tonight, the Parramatta Eels could focus on the following strategies:

Run Metres: The Eels need to improve their average run metres, as they currently have one of the lowest in the NRL1.

Tackles Inside 20m: Effective tackles inside the 20m zone can prevent the Sea Eagles from scoring, especially given Manly’s strength in attack2.

Linebreaks: The Eels should aim to reduce the number of linebreaks they concede, as they currently allow the most on average in the league1.

Scoring Efficiency: With the absence of key players like Mitchell Moses, the Eels need to be more efficient in converting their opportunities into points1.

It’s important for the Eels to play a strong defensive game while also taking advantage of any scoring opportunities that arise. Enjoy the match!

 

[hineyrulz]

I was going to play Eels Bingo for the first chase the collision comment, but that's already been taken.

Next up is:

*The coach is got to go, followed by
* We are such a dumb team.

At these odds, I dunno why anyone would seriously act surprised, unless we win.


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Oh this place is so toxic!!

If only everyone wasn’t a troll and mean girl and a real fan like you!!

 

[DaveMc]

Thanks Chat GTP!

To increase their chances of winning against the Manly Sea Eagles tonight, the Parramatta Eels could focus on the following strategies:

Run Metres: The Eels need to improve their average run metres, as they currently have one of the lowest in the NRL1.

Tackles Inside 20m: Effective tackles inside the 20m zone can prevent the Sea Eagles from scoring, especially given Manly’s strength in attack2.

Linebreaks: The Eels should aim to reduce the number of linebreaks they concede, as they currently allow the most on average in the league1.

Scoring Efficiency: With the absence of key players like Mitchell Moses, the Eels need to be more efficient in converting their opportunities into points1.

It’s important for the Eels to play a strong defensive game while also taking advantage of any scoring opportunities that arise. Enjoy the match!

Murph and BA listening to AI tell them what needs to be coached

 

[hineyrulz]

Thanks Chat GTP!

To increase their chances of winning against the Manly Sea Eagles tonight, the Parramatta Eels could focus on the following strategies:

Run Metres: The Eels need to improve their average run metres, as they currently have one of the lowest in the NRL1.

Tackles Inside 20m: Effective tackles inside the 20m zone can prevent the Sea Eagles from scoring, especially given Manly’s strength in attack2.

Linebreaks: The Eels should aim to reduce the number of linebreaks they concede, as they currently allow the most on average in the league1.

Scoring Efficiency: With the absence of key players like Mitchell Moses, the Eels need to be more efficient in converting their opportunities into points1.

It’s important for the Eels to play a strong defensive game while also taking advantage of any scoring opportunities that arise. Enjoy the match!

Chat GP>>>>>>>>>>>> Bea Arthur

 

[Gronk]

Oh this place is so toxic!!

If only everyone wasn’t a troll and mean girl and a real fan like you!!

Stick to what you're good at merkin.

 

[hineyrulz]

Stick to what you're good at merkin.

Well you are doing what you do best, being offended by something.

 

[parra pete]

Sounds like someone is Front loading the excuses.....

Dolphins where similar odds last week and Tigers where longer btw.

Peanut

It is Were. NOT Where. Cashew..