REDCLIFFE JOKES

[crocodileman]

Here are some Redcliffe jokes for your enjoyment. Please feel free to add to the list at your leisure - we all have a few "tucked under our sleeves."

Q: What's the difference between a Redcliffe supporter and a rubbish dump?
A: Most of the rubbish at the dump is recycleable!!

Q: What is the difference between the Redcliffe Rugby League Team and the War Lords in Afghanistan?
A: The war lords actually have a Code of Honour!!

Q: Why is the sun always first to rise in Redcliffe?
A: To wake up the homeless derelicts sleeping outside Dolphin Oval!!!

Q:Why are Redcliffe people so family oriented?
A: Incest!!!

Q: Why do Redcliffe people think they're special?
A: Because most of them went to 'special schools'!!!

Q: Why isn't there a University in Redcliffe?
A: Ya can't get a degree for filling in a dole form or rootin' your best friend's missus!!!

More tomorrow.

And on Wednesday - we travel down to the cesspit called Wynnum.

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[crocodileman]

Oh, I forgot to add this last one today -

Q: What's another name for Redcliffe Rugby League memorabilia?
A: Toilet Paper!!

Cheers Big Ears.

 

[Big Tommy]

"Somebody stop him, he'll run out of the stadium"!!!

 

[Seagullsrock]

Well Done crocodileman. Don't like this Wynnum idea.

 

[XXXX Cap]

And on Wednesday - we travel down to the cesspit called Wynnum.

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That shouldn't be confused with Cec Poole who played for Wynnum in the sixties. :lol: (true story)

Really, Croc, they were pretty average jokes about Redcliffe. If you're going to bag Wynnum, at least get hold of some decent material.

 

[DIEHARD]

Q: Why isn't there a University in Redcliffe?
A: Ya can't get a degree for filling in a dole form or rootin' your best friend's missus!!!

Struth! Thats cold!