crocodileman
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I've just been given the mail on Redcliffe's pre-game warm ups that shows why the club are at the cutting edge of RL 'development.'
Here are some for your perusal:-
1. BENT KNEE LIFT - warm-up used to simulate tactics used on opposition players during games, especially in the groin region;
2. NECK EXTENSION - has a dual purpose. It assists Redcliffe players to avoid eye contact when a team mate is committing an illegality in back play. When done by officials, it mimics the shaking of the head that allows Redcliffe to reject any proposals put forward by other clubs at BRL/QRL meetings;
3. FINGER / THUMB STRETCH - we all remember Hopaote's famous finger tactics of yesteryear - well Redcliffe not only have perfected it but renamed it the 'Peninsula Plug'. Now we know why Schultzy and Stewbum spend so much time in the Reddy dressing rooms prior to gametime!!!
4. SIT UPS - they've been doing this one religiously for over 30 years and finally they believe its struck paydirt! Historically, Redcliffe were the minnows of the competition and believed that by performing sit ups, it would literally make the RL world "sit up" and take notice of them. It's finally working lads!
5. BACKSIDE SQUATS - tough butt muscles are imperative because it's tough work sitting on the shoulders of the Brisbane Rugby League community!
6. SMOKE AND MIRRORS ACTIVITY - Recently rejected by the Cancer Council however still employed by the club as it helps make opposition players and RL Officials think that they can't be touched by anyone.
Come on guys, who's had enough of these bloody pretenders. Were were they before the Bronx took the soul out of the competition in 1988. Bloody nowhere - even Brothers made them look like Reserve graders in 87. Where are you BigTommy, are you going to support me? Lets speak up Mud and Blood, isn't Schultzys' voice starting to bloody irritate you?
Who bloody else has had enough of them?[/b]
Here are some for your perusal:-
1. BENT KNEE LIFT - warm-up used to simulate tactics used on opposition players during games, especially in the groin region;
2. NECK EXTENSION - has a dual purpose. It assists Redcliffe players to avoid eye contact when a team mate is committing an illegality in back play. When done by officials, it mimics the shaking of the head that allows Redcliffe to reject any proposals put forward by other clubs at BRL/QRL meetings;
3. FINGER / THUMB STRETCH - we all remember Hopaote's famous finger tactics of yesteryear - well Redcliffe not only have perfected it but renamed it the 'Peninsula Plug'. Now we know why Schultzy and Stewbum spend so much time in the Reddy dressing rooms prior to gametime!!!
4. SIT UPS - they've been doing this one religiously for over 30 years and finally they believe its struck paydirt! Historically, Redcliffe were the minnows of the competition and believed that by performing sit ups, it would literally make the RL world "sit up" and take notice of them. It's finally working lads!
5. BACKSIDE SQUATS - tough butt muscles are imperative because it's tough work sitting on the shoulders of the Brisbane Rugby League community!
6. SMOKE AND MIRRORS ACTIVITY - Recently rejected by the Cancer Council however still employed by the club as it helps make opposition players and RL Officials think that they can't be touched by anyone.
Come on guys, who's had enough of these bloody pretenders. Were were they before the Bronx took the soul out of the competition in 1988. Bloody nowhere - even Brothers made them look like Reserve graders in 87. Where are you BigTommy, are you going to support me? Lets speak up Mud and Blood, isn't Schultzys' voice starting to bloody irritate you?
Who bloody else has had enough of them?[/b]
