Relationships....

[Belly in Brisvegas]

I saw this posted on another site about another sport but have substituted for NRL teams.

BTW, referring to our paragraph I would just like to state that I don't approve or encourage abusive relationships but this applies to us in a Parra context. Not meant to offend anyone peeps!!! ;-)

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The Cowboys are like the new boyfriend that you really like- he's awesome but almost too good to be true, so you worry.

The Roosters are like the guy that you just casually dated and you don't really care about him, he's just something to do.

The Broncos are like the marriage that was great at one time but has lost its spark and you always kinda look back and think about how great it was.

And the Eels are the hard core abusive husband who just absolutely beats
the shit out of you, but day after day you always go back to him cause you always believe that tomorrow will be different and you just love him too much.

GO EELS!!!!!

 

[PJ Marshal]

Canterburys would be well...... :lol:

 

[Utey]

The Parra one is so true. Each year my friends bag me cause I say 03' we will be up there, 04' year of the eel, 05' we will win more than lose.

 

[Moggles]

Souths is the cousin that has a drug problem. He says he is going to get back on track and you try really hard to belive him because you have a soft spot for him, only only for him to fail again and be found passed out in the gutter.

 

[True EEL]

Souths is the cousin that has a drug problem. He says he is going to get back on track and you try really hard to belive him because you have a soft spot for him, only only for him to fail again and be found passed out in the gutter.

lol moggles

 

[Stagger eel]

The Parra one is so true. Each year my friends bag me cause I say 03' we will be up there, 04' year of the eel, 05' we will win more than lose.

why talk em up! :?

just agree with them that they're shit to give them less ammo when we don't fire, if we do all the sweeter

 

[Mzilikazi]

Manly is the lothario type figure that was the coolest of the cool back when you were in Year Eleven in 1987. He has the wonderfully styled mullet, the beautiful pastel pink clothes and listened to Nik Kershaw and Bananarama. All the girls hung off his arm and he was the envy of everyone.

Then you bump into him at your fifteen year reunion. He tells you that he had some glory days as a stock broker in the mid 90s but did the lot with some high living and bad investment decisions. Now he's a vague shadow of his former self, has a wonderful collection of Depeche Mode Cds, and you realise that glory is fleeting and that substance in life is a far better investment than flash.

 

[Moggles]

The South Qld Crushers is that missing person on the milk carton.

 

[eloquentEEL]

Cronulla is like the girl who's been the bridesmaid a couple of times. She is now getting on a bit without even a hint of becoming the bride any time soon.

 

[Suitman]

Cronulla is like the girl who's been the bridesmaid a couple of times. She is now getting on a bit without even a hint of becoming the bride any time soon.

I've known girls like that......once or twice. ;-) :shock: :?

Suity

 

[The Colonel]

The Dragons are the kid at high school that had all the best looking sports gear money could buy however when it came to the actual events it didn't help him one bit.

 

[Utey]

The Parra one is so true. Each year my friends bag me cause I say 03' we will be up there, 04' year of the eel, 05' we will win more than lose.

why talk em up! :?

just agree with them that they're sh*t to give them less ammo when we don't fire, if we do all the sweeter

Cause I have faith and we usually beat the knights and roosters a bit so what the heck!

:lol: :lol: :lol: The Dragons are tru but that could be us next year :? .

 

[The Godfather]

Canterbury is the guy that cheats on his wife and gets away with it because he knows that the wife is too spineless to kick him out.
So he keeps on cheating.

 

[Stagger eel]

Wests Magpies and Balmain Tigers are a couple of senial blokes who live in a nursing home a suffer from paranoia schizophrenia who seem to think they are actually each other, they believe the ruler is out to get them and every decision made is conspiracy against them.

Balmain also suffers a severe case of depression due to an incident on his wedding day in 1989 where 3 minutes before he's about to tie the knot his life was shattered by hansome young prince from the ACT moved in a swooped on his beautiful bride to be.

Wests was disowned by those who love him due to a nasty fling with a person named Tom he's never been the same since.

Both are known as the old whinges and never gets visits from family members, However one of them does attract fleas the other termites. no guesses on who attracts what

 

[Rednecked Yobbo]

Melbourne are the ones who, after showing so much promise, always seem to "come up" short when it matters.

The Warriors are the bad blokes who seem to reform, but cant help falling back into bad habits.

Newcastle are like the panic merchants. One thing goes wrong (Joey's injured) and they cant keep themselves straight.

While Brisbane are the ones in the old farts home reliving their glorious past.

 

[Rednecked Yobbo]

While Manly are like that Simpsons character Cletus....nuff said :lol: