Roosters reveal Superhero coaching weapon

[The Colonel]

Roosters reveal Superhero coaching weapon

31 August 2004

Grand final favourites, the Sydney Roosters have enlisted the help of Master Chief - star of the most successful Xbox game ever and its upcoming sequel, Halo 2 to help Brad Fitler and the team win the NRL final series.

As Roosters Captain and rugby league legend Brad Fitler approaches the end of his 16 year football career, Master Chief has been bought on board to support him and coach Ricky Stuart, as well as provide some added testosterone-fuelled exuberance behind the scenes from the sidelines.

Retiring Roosters star, Fitler, attributes his stellar last season to the man in the suit. “He looks kind of scary,” says Fitler. “Who wouldn’t jump to, when this guy barks an order?”

As part of his contract, Master Chief has been asked to devise secret manoeuvres and tactics to help the Roosters outsmart the opposition. The battle formula was unveiled at a training run this week.

While some may scoff at the use of a games star to lead an NRL side to victory, Roosters coach, Ricky Stuart says Master Chief has added some much needed superhero invincibility to the side this year.

Roosters coach, Ricky Stuart said, "I’m pleased Master Chief has been recruited as coaching staff leading into the finals. To tell you the truth though, I would have liked him coming off the bench.

The Roosters play the Parramatta Eels this Sunday 5th September at Aussie Stadium at 3pm.

:lol:

Glad to see these guys don't take themselves to seriously.....

 

[melon....]

Its an Xbox promotion you dufus....what a moron....

 

[Big Mick]

he'll be on a $40,000 contract if he signs ;-) 8)

 

[Big Mick]

I think that's what he meant melon, you dufus.

 

[drake]

Hopefully the Roosters will get infected by the Flood and Master Chief will annihilate them.

Sorry Halo joke.

 

[The Colonel]

Its an Xbox promotion you dufus....what a moron....

No shit Sherlock....... :roll:

I was actually applauding Ricky and Freddy for the fact they DON"T take it all seriously and can have a laugh like they did above. Its actually great to see.

Build a bridge mate, its not all about Rooster bashing.

 

[The Colonel]

I think that's what he meant melon, you dufus.

Thanks Mick - at least someone has a clue.....

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Hopefully the Roosters will get infected by the Flood and Master Chief will annihilate them.

Sorry Halo joke.

Dont worry.. I totally understand where you are coming from. :lol:

 

[melon....]

Its an Xbox promotion you dufus....what a moron....

No sh*t Sherlock....... :roll:

I was actually applauding Ricky and Freddy for the fact they DON"T take it all seriously and can have a laugh like they did above. Its actually great to see.

Build a bridge mate, its not all about Rooster bashing.

Sarcasm is lost it seems...after all this place wouldnt be the same without 17 Rooster bashing threads a day.

 

[Dr Crane]

Its such blatant advertising.

Me no understand. Normally it's more subliminal. #-o

:lol:

 

[The Colonel]

Its an Xbox promotion you dufus....what a moron....

No sh*t Sherlock....... :roll:

I was actually applauding Ricky and Freddy for the fact they DON"T take it all seriously and can have a laugh like they did above. Its actually great to see.

Build a bridge mate, its not all about Rooster bashing.

Sarcasm is lost it seems...after all this place wouldnt be the same without 17 Rooster bashing threads a day.

We try and get a balance mate..... ;-)

 

[melon....]

Its an Xbox promotion you dufus....what a moron....

No sh*t Sherlock....... :roll:

I was actually applauding Ricky and Freddy for the fact they DON"T take it all seriously and can have a laugh like they did above. Its actually great to see.

Build a bridge mate, its not all about Rooster bashing.

Sarcasm is lost it seems...after all this place wouldnt be the same without 17 Rooster bashing threads a day.

We try and get a balance mate..... ;-)

That leaves another 16 "Good Threads" and we are all even!! :lol:

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I so want a master chief suit.

You do know they have a protective electronic force field and an AI called cortana?

BEST SUIT EVER.

 

[Raider Azz]

So that's how they re-signed Ricketson.

 

[DJ1]

XBox is a sponsor of the Roosters so any player payments for XBox promotions would have to come under the salary cap.

...if they are declared

 

[OVP]

XBox is a sponsor of the Roosters so any player payments for XBox promotions would have to come under the salary cap.

...if they are declared

Here comes King Communist :roll:

 

[Raider_69]

Second tier contract anyone?
:lol: :lol:

 

[JK]

Its an Xbox promotion you dufus....what a moron....

No sh*t Sherlock....... :roll:

I was actually applauding Ricky and Freddy for the fact they DON"T take it all seriously and can have a laugh like they did above. Its actually great to see.

Build a bridge mate, its not all about Rooster bashing.

Sarcasm is lost it seems...after all this place wouldnt be the same without 17 Rooster bashing threads a day.

We try and get a balance mate..... ;-)

That leaves another 16 "Good Threads" and we are all even!! :lol:

Do something good!

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Raiders should get Tomb Raider... :mrgreen:

 

[Dr Crane]

Warriors should pick up that Spice Girls dancing game from all those years back.