Rugby League Epitaphs

[Lambretta]

With the season almost behind us, I was thinking of what we would say about players when they are gone

They could be poignant or they can poke fun.

I will open with John Sattler
He played, his jaw, he conquered

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Jason Smith : Never Heard of the f**ker.

 

[Lambretta]

What did Rugby League ever do for me - Mal Meninga

 

[T.S Quint]

Ray Price:
He gave every last brain cell he had to Rugby League.

 

[JamesRustle]

Ian Roberts: I wasn't the only gay in my team.

 

[The Rosco]

James Tedesco: I was joint winner of the 2019 Clive Churchill medal with Billy Slater.

 

[Silent Knight]

Kurt Gidley: 1800 RING GIDS
Anthony Watmough: Give me ridemshun or give me...oh crap.

 

[ACTPanthers]

Cam Smith: Here lies NRLs greatest referee

 

[SBD82]

Bradley Parker:

Gone to meet his makee.

 

[Silent Knight]

Isaah Yeo: I’m still available for Origin!
Paul Gallen: Here Lies the NRL’s Greatest Loser
Matt Moylan: Watch where you step I don’t want my hair messed up.
Mary Mcgregor: Tries Off Kicks Don’t Count.
Geoff Toovey: There needs to be an investigation.

 

[gitano]

Kurt Gidley: 1800 RING GIDS
Anthony Watmough: Give me ridemshun or give me...oh crap.

What is the ridemshun thing about?

 

[Showtime]

Jarryd Hayne: I didn’t do it.
Sam Thaiday: Four’s a party.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Dave taylor - hodor

 

[Front-Rower]

Ricky Stuart - needed great players to win games as coach

Robbie Farah - would rather keep the scoreboard attendant company than play reserve grade

 

[gerg]

John Hopoate

Smell my finger

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

Terry Hill: How good eth thith!

 

[Grapple]

Ben Hunt - Dropped but not forgotten.

 

[Loose Cannon]

Not a player as OP suggested, but;

Peter Beattie: Extraordinarily Insignificant

 

[ACTPanthers]

Geoff Toovey: There’s got to be an investigation

 

[ACTPanthers]

Isaah Yeo: I’m still available for Origin!
Paul Gallen: Here Lies the NRL’s Greatest Loser
Matt Moylan: Watch where you step I don’t want my hair messed up.
Mary Mcgregor: Tries Off Kicks Don’t Count.
Geoff Toovey: There needs to be an investigation.

Damn it. You beat me to it