Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XIX

[parra-matters]

Sandow outplayed DCE in that game.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why didn't the Manly halves use theirs?

Don't forget Manly were going to dominate that game, the pool and the tournament because they brang their starting halves apparently. I think there's a few other teams who brought their starting halves as well.

And Sandow/Norman can definitely develop into a premiership winning pair, especially if they get to play behind a strong pack.

 

[T.S Quint]

That's enough Foran talk.
Let's talk about something else.

Hey, has anyone else noticed that Katy Perry looks a lot like Zooey Deschenel?

 

[Twizzle]

Zooey is way hotter

 

[T.S Quint]

Katy has bigger boobs, therefore hotter.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Perry has a better body but Deschanel is prettier.

 

[strider]

I'd do both of them tbh

 

[T.S Quint]

I'd do both of them tbh

At the same time.

#orgy

 

[Someone]

id walk on cracked glass for 26 miles while eating dog shit for a chance to hear either of them moan.

lovely creatures.

 

[strider]

id walk on cracked glass for 26 miles while eating dog shit for a chance to hear either of them moan.

lovely creatures.

well I wouldn't wanna just listen to them moan .... making em moan might be worth it tho

 

[T.S Quint]

id walk on cracked glass for 26 miles while eating dog shit for a chance to hear either of them moan.

lovely creatures.

The dog shit is a bit over the top mate.

 

[Bigfella]

id walk on cracked glass for 26 miles while eating dog shit for a chance to hear either of them moan.

lovely creatures.

You don't need to go to that much trouble.

Just leave an empty glass lying around.

 

[parra pete]

well I wouldn't wanna just listen to them moan .... making em moan might be worth it tho

Don't put the toilet seat down...don't pick up your towels in the bathroom, get home pissed..you'll hear them moan then....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Don't put the toilet seat down...don't pick up your towels in the bathroom, get home pissed..you'll hear them moan then....

:lol:

 

[strider]

:lol: ... one of your best pete!!

 

[Joshuatheeel]

:lol::lol:

Don't put the toilet seat down...don't pick up your towels in the bathroom, get home pissed..you'll hear them moan then....

:lol::lol: so true!!!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Don't put the toilet seat down...don't pick up your towels in the bathroom, get home pissed..you'll hear them moan then....

They don't like when you put the toilet seat down either. Piss goes everywhere.

 

[strider]

I always thought when they said put the "seat" down that they meant the whole lid thing - but a girl at work once explained its just the seat, not the lid ..... so what the f**k is the point? I can understand the whole lid down looks neater, but just the seat is pointless - are they just too lazy to put it down themselves?

 

[Noise]

Chicks tend to get angry when u do a shit in the reverse cow girl position. I think because of the mess it leaves.

 

[Kornstar]

I always thought when they said put the "seat" down that they meant the whole lid thing - but a girl at work once explained its just the seat, not the lid ..... so what the f**k is the point? I can understand the whole lid down looks neater, but just the seat is pointless - are they just too lazy to put it down themselves?

They want equal rights, except when it suits them. Put the seat down, open doors, ladies first etc.

Funnily enough I do all those things, but it still shits me when women get offended at men who don't!!