Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XIX

[strider]

pfffft open your own doors ffs

one thing I hate - at work, people stand back to let the ladies in the lift first - so then they end up at the back of the lift - then when its time to get out, merkins still do some stupid shit in a crowded lift to try and let the chicks out first - ffs, if you go in first then logically u will end up coming out last - just f**kin live with it

 

[Kornstar]

pfffft open your own doors ffs

one thing I hate - at work, people stand back to let the ladies in the lift first - so then they end up at the back of the lift - then when its time to get out, merkins still do some stupid shit in a crowded lift to try and let the chicks out first - ffs, if you go in first then logically u will end up coming out last - just f**kin live with it

Agreed, but women still whinge that there are no gentleman left.......I think they just like to whinge......

 

[Haynzy]

I always thought when they said put the "seat" down that they meant the whole lid thing - but a girl at work once explained its just the seat, not the lid ..... so what the f**k is the point? I can understand the whole lid down looks neater, but just the seat is pointless - are they just too lazy to put it down themselves?

Screw that, I always put the whole lid down. If I have to work for my pee then they can too!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You merkins need to start screaming at them to leave the seat up.

#It'sAllRelative

 

[strider]

just leave it down n dribble all over the seat - that'll teach em

 

[Forty20]

THE REAL EEL

IT’S been a whirlwind 24 hours for young Parramatta Eels chief executive Scott Seward who attended the season launch in Auckland then left the Nines tournament on Saturday to fly here for Super Bowl. The Eels are in great hands with this outstanding young administrator.

Clicky

The DT...praising someone from our administration? :shock:

 

[T.S Quint]

So he's outstanding because he spends a lot of time on planes? :?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He could be our next Labor prime minister!

 

[T.S Quint]

Also, sucks that we will never get an NFL game here.
Would sell out ANZ Stadium for sure.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I went to an NFL trial match at Homebush once, back in the day. Chargers vs somemerkin

 

[T.S Quint]

I went to an NFL trial match at Homebush once, back in the day. Chargers vs somemerkin

Ah yeah, I remember them coming out for a trial a while ago.
Wish I went, but I was pretty broke at the time. I'll get to a game some day. Most likely next year to watch the Niners in Santa Clara.

 

[yy_cheng]

pfffft open your own doors ffs

one thing I hate - at work, people stand back to let the ladies in the lift first - so then they end up at the back of the lift - then when its time to get out, merkins still do some stupid shit in a crowded lift to try and let the chicks out first - ffs, if you go in first then logically u will end up coming out last - just f**kin live with it

It's to check out of they have a nice butt

 

[yy_cheng]

Do you guys have unisex toilets at work?

I was in Italy one time and went to the gents and there was a 30 year old lady cleaning the toilets and around the urinals whilst the guys are pissing in the urinal

Them in the cote dazur you see topless women from 12 to 80 at the beach. It is shocking seeing topless grannies with their boobs near their belly buttons

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Don't put the toilet seat down...don't pick up your towels in the bathroom, get home pissed..you'll hear them moan then....

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Casper The Ghost]

The smart way to avoid the womens rath............

 

[Casper The Ghost]

This is politically correct now................ get in line dudes

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Sometimes it just f**ks up....... oh well just get back up and start again....

 

[Casper The Ghost]

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Leave my mum out of it

 

[strider]

oh dear ... who let casper near google image search again?