AOB to Gus: Let’s see what I can do for your attack. Do you have a specialist hooker?
Gus : Nope. . He got punted.
AOB: What about a specialist halfback?
Gus: Nope. We let him go.
AOB : What about a specialist fullback?
Gus: Nope. Connor was a winger at the Sharks but we converted him into a fullback.
AOB: What about a specialist five-eighth?
Gus: Nope. We bought Burto when he was a centre at the Panthers and converted him into a makeshift five-eighth.
AOB: OK then. An alpha prop?
Gus:Nope.
But what about star recruit Lachie Galvin?
AOB: Never heard of him. I’d get Strawberry Milkshake on the phone but I think he’s blocked my number.