Rumours and Stuff

Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Gronk, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. oldmancraigy

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    If we organise TPAs to keep him we play for no points again.
    Maybe his idiot manager should organise TPAs for a massively marketable player right now instead of trying to send him to France....
     
  2. IFR33K

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    Agree. Entice him to extend by upgrading his 2017 contract. Semi should prolly ditch his Current manager if it's true about Fiji airways. He's the face of Fiji, not the plane.
     
  3. oldmancraigy

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    Some of us should set up a player management agency.
    Register with the NRL, approach the Eels on the sly (not recorded in board meetings), and tell them we are huge fans, we can get players to stay at the club for slightly less. Get the best young talent signed up from Parra area, then farm off the unwanted ones to chooks at top dollar, and convince the wanted ones to stay for a tich below market value.
    Then anyone who calls the club with a TPA they can say 'oh no, speak to the agent' in full confidence we are keeping their player.

    It's like legal cheating!
     
  4. Poupou Escobar

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    Go the Bordeaux Beagles!
     
  5. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Immortal

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    Hooray for Semi!! I never doubted the bloke. What a guy for agreeing to do the thing he already agreed to do before.
     
  6. Poupou Escobar

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    Yeah, he's not just in the top echelon of rugby league athletes, he is in the upper 51st percentile of human beings.
     
  7. Gronk

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    B├Ęgles is a city, merkin.

    #sacrebleu
     
  8. Poupou Escobar

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    Au contraire bonjour
     
  9. I'm a loser baby...

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    And for however long both statements remain true, we'll worship him as a god.
     
  10. Gary Gutful

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    Yo plait.
     
  11. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    baise-moi morte
     
  12. I'm a loser baby...

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    Isn't it just a fancy word for stale doughnuts?
     
  13. forward pass

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    yeah - it seems he is agreeing to do what he already agreed to and has had to renege on the agreement he recently agreed on which would have meant reneging on the agreement he had previously agreed on all because by agreeing to the new agreement and reneging on the old agreement he would have been unable to fulfil his new agreement because it would mean he is unable to fulfil the old agreement so in short he has had to renege on the agreement he just agreed to so he can complete the agreement he had already agreed to.

    Agreed?
     
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  14. Poupou Escobar

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    Played his best footy at the Roosters and probably lucky to be injured or he'd be playing reserve grade at the Titans.
     
  15. I'm a loser baby...

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    Agreed. Agreed. Just please shut up! :lol:

    (I eventually followed it through and it does seem to make sense.)
     
  16. I'm a loser baby...

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    Better than '09 for us?
     
  17. Twizzle

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    Geez we go through these quick
     
  18. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Well, if 36 posts is the limit.....
     
  19. Twizzle

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    well I f**ked that up
     
  20. Bigfella

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    Yep the NRL are just in the process of approving my TPA sponsorship which is conditional on him staying there
     

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