Rumours and Stuff

[Twizzle]

Nearly swamp worthy but not quite there yet me thinks.

not quiet up to troll standard yet

 

[Gary Gutful]

The only thing solidifying is the contempt and disgust for the eels club all over the league.

A lot of these young islander players, they send money home to support the family and friends. They don’t have the opportunities we have in a much bigger economy.

A kid plays well and the whole village is upbeat and proud.

So to hold him against his will,to put your hand in his pocket and take away his income, it shows a lack of respect for him, his family and the cultural things. And if the eels understood pacific culture, it is about sharing,respect and courage.

None of that at the eels.

And the word gets out that Stef is treated like this by the eels and the wonderful athletes of our islander neighbours will be reluctant to come over.

It reflects poorly on Australia generally, when we are trying to be better neighbours and many islander people are turning into great Australians.

Not on your watch. Muppets. Soul suckers.

Man up and free Stef. Show some purpose in life.

Yeah, we should respect the cultural things!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dear Tiger Command ( okw troll unit 6)

Foray into disturbing eels lu sensibilities into the new year entirely successful.

Please wire over more cash for expenses.

Dear Silverdale

Your last expense claim has been audited and we have decided that it is not appropriate to charge Tiger Command for an extra large jar of vaseline, a life sized Stef Blow up doll, a gimp mask and 17 gerbils.

We are also yet to receive a report back on the findings from the last mission where we asked you to help identify some new fans (beyond the 3 we currently have). We would appreciate an update on this mission ASAP.

Sincerely
Tiger Command (aka Silverdale's Mum)

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Dear Silverdale

Your last expense claim has been audited and we have decided that it is not appropriate to charge Tiger Command for an extra large jar of vaseline, a life sized Stef Blow up doll, a gimp mask and 17 gerbils.

We are also yet to receive a report back on the findings from the last mission where we asked you to help identify some new fans (beyond the 3 we currently have). We would appreciate an update on this mission ASAP.

Sincerely
Tiger Command (aka Silverdale's Mum)

Dear Tiger Command,

I agree that I should have not have ordered the extra 17th gerbil but I was keen to impress the bar lady at the Robin Hood Hotel.

I wasn’t exactly thrilled where they put the nozzle on the blow up steff, but nothing many of the eels fans here would find all that unusual.

The gimp mask was sent to Latrell Mitchell as requested by his ethics lecturer.Glad to hear he is training hard for careers in real estate and insurance.

The three fans captured were revealed to be St George fans too embarrassed to back a side coached by Mary next season.

So no update, but a message from steff who blinked at me at eels training in Morse code:

“....Held against will, want to play for Tigers...”

Please send through the Hayne Plane grand final dating app as requested.

 

[Delboy]

More importantly than the Tigpies troll amusing himself and no one else, thought I would suggest this.

Watched a Netflix movie titled "6 underground", probably the best opening 20 minutes seen in a fair while. Good story, amazing action and no idea why it wasn't released on the big screen.

Well worth a look makes a change from romcoms and Marvel/DC blow em up movies.

 

[hindy111]

I don't have a problem with releasing Stefano tbh if we can get a replacement.
If he plays well for them he may demand an upgrade on his 275k and do a Matterson and leave.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

More importantly than the Tigpies troll amusing himself and no one else, thought I would suggest this.

Watched a Netflix movie titled "6 underground", probably the best opening 20 minutes seen in a fair while. Good story, amazing action and no idea why it wasn't released on the big screen.

Well worth a look makes a change from romcoms and Marvel/DC blow em up movies.

It was action packed but I didn't find it all that involving. But I agree it's better than that other stuff. And I'd say it wasn't released on the big screen because it's a Netflix production.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

More importantly than the Tigpies troll amusing himself and no one else, thought I would suggest this.

Watched a Netflix movie titled "6 underground", probably the best opening 20 minutes seen in a fair while. Good story, amazing action and no idea why it wasn't released on the big screen.

Well worth a look makes a change from romcoms and Marvel/DC blow em up movies.

Well I think you should suggest something more interesting, like how you can help deliver steff to the tigers for next season.

If enough of you wrote to head office in protest and boycotted matches, a few signs etc, that might help end this sick and greedy injustice.

No one watches tv and movies anymore.

The internet and forums are the place to be.

 

[Gary Gutful]

More importantly than the Tigpies troll amusing himself and no one else, thought I would suggest this.

Watched a Netflix movie titled "6 underground", probably the best opening 20 minutes seen in a fair while. Good story, amazing action and no idea why it wasn't released on the big screen.

Well worth a look makes a change from romcoms and Marvel/DC blow em up movies.

Haven't seen it but might take a look. Most movies these days are fairly shithouse.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Lads, you gotta be clicking at least five ads a day here to help lu.

Get your quota over with by breakfast and take the rest of the day off.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Haven't seen it but might take a look. Most movies these days are fairly shithouse.

I don't watch many movies but I watched Grimsby the other night and it was stupid as f**k. I highly recommend it.

 

[Bazal]

Dear Silverdale

Your last expense claim has been audited and we have decided that it is not appropriate to charge Tiger Command for an extra large jar of vaseline, a life sized Stef Blow up doll, a gimp mask and 17 gerbils.

We are also yet to receive a report back on the findings from the last mission where we asked you to help identify some new fans (beyond the 3 we currently have). We would appreciate an update on this mission ASAP.

Sincerely
Tiger Command (aka Silverdale's Mum)

Dear Tiger Command

Swallowing never hurt anyone. Now look what you've done.

Sincerely
LU

 

[Eelogical]

I don't watch many movies but I watched Grimsby the other night and it was stupid as f**k. I highly recommend it.

You'd most likely enjoy Night Of The Lepus.

 

[Eelogical]

Why does that Tiger Moth merkin continue to clog up our side of the forum with his dribblings? We can do it far better on our own without him diluting the gene pool. Besides, who the f**k wires money these days? Oh wait, telegram for Mr TM, will that be collect or would you rather reverse charge a phone call?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He just needs a bit of a build up before wishing us well. Either that or the Tigers forum is shithouse.

 

[Eelogical]

He just needs a bit of a build up before wishing us well. Either that or the Tigers forum is shithouse.

Option two was never in doubt. But, you didn't need me to tell you that. As an outlier, what would you username be if your were a tigers supporter?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Option two was never in doubt. But, you didn't need me to tell you that. As an outlier, what would you username be if you were a tigers supporter?

I think my current one would be even more appropriate.

 

[Eelogical]

I think my current one would be even more appropriate.

You don't think too well, do you merkin?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is the correct answer "I'm a Tiger, Baby..."?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You don't think too well, do you merkin?

Well I often don't understand what you're saying.