Rumours and Stuff

[Eelogical]

Upstairs or downstairs?

Well, the last male brazilian I had was quite the ordeal. Joao pulled the strip too hard and ended up with a hairy donut on it.

 

[Jackeel]

Thxs for the kind welcomes fellow Merkins.! lol

 

[Eelogical]

How much of a merkin is that Jack merkin? Such a merkin...

He's no Hindy, but he can spell.

 

[El Diablo]

Jack takes it up the arse

 

[Jackeel]

Jack takes it up the arse

Is this some kind of a sick joke/test.? lol
I don’t mind a joke or two and a few drinks, especially after work on a Friday..
But, if this is how this site operates, I’ll move on. No problems.!

 

[84 Baby]

Is this some kind of a sick joke/test.? lol
I don’t mind a joke or two and a few drinks, especially after work on a Friday..
But, if this is how this site operates, I’ll move on. No problems.!

Just ignore El D. He actually is a merkin.
So are you a deathrider or BA apologist? There is no middle ground

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Well, the last male brazilian I had was quite the ordeal. Joao pulled the strip too hard and ended up with a hairy donut on it.

LMFAO!

 

[Bazal]

Is this some kind of a sick joke/test.? lol
I don’t mind a joke or two and a few drinks, especially after work on a Friday..
But, if this is how this site operates, I’ll move on. No problems.!

No, El D is just the biggest f**k-puppet on this forum

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Is this some kind of a sick joke/test.? lol
I don’t mind a joke or two and a few drinks, especially after work on a Friday..
But, if this is how this site operates, I’ll move on. No problems.!

He's just cruising for some action. Nevermind him. No one else does.

 

[Eelogical]

Is this some kind of a sick joke/test.? lol
I don’t mind a joke or two and a few drinks, especially after work on a Friday..
But, if this is how this site operates, I’ll move on. No problems.!

You are being Hazed. When you get to the next level you will have to defeat several beasts. Pou Pou carchu, Gary Arseful, Bazal Brush and Ram it in You just to name a few.

 

[Bazal]

You are being Hazed. When you get to the next level you will have to defeat several beasts. Pou Pou carchu, Gary Arseful, Bazal Brush and Ram it in You just to name a few.

I think there's rather a few rungs between El D and guys like Gary tbh...

Also I prefer Bazal Bollocks tbh. Not a fan of brush...

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I think there's rather a few rungs between El D and guys like Gary tbh...

Also I prefer Bazal Bollocks tbh. Not a fan of brush...

Your Brazilian went ok then.

 

[Eelogical]

I think there's rather a few rungs between El D and guys like Gary tbh...

Also I prefer Bazal Bollocks tbh. Not a fan of brush...

I never quoted El Cracko....I was easing the poor noob in. Basal Bollocks is apt.

 

[Bazal]

Your Brazilian went ok then.

I live in Wanniassa mate. A dash of Bundy and a lighter and away she goes

 

[Gary Gutful]

At least he didn't try and convince the new guy that he was 'his daddy!!!'. That would have crippled him.

 

[Bazal]

At least he didn't try and convince the new guy that he was 'his daddy!!!'. That would have crippled him.

To be fair I'd probably walk off a cliff if El D was my daddy

 

[Jackeel]

You are being Hazed. When you get to the next level you will have to defeat several beasts. Pou Pou carchu, Gary Arseful, Bazal Brush and Ram it in You just to name a few.

Gotcha dude. no worries ..
not looking to defeat any of those beasts.

 

[Eelogical]

At least he didn't try and convince the new guy that he was 'his daddy!!!'. That would have crippled him.

His name is Jackeel....FFS! Show some respect.

 

[Gary Gutful]

His name is Jackeel....FFS! Show some respect.

Sorry old mate.

 

[IFR33K]

Ffs poor old Jackeel has already deleted his account.