Rumours and Stuff

[Pazza]

Nobody thinks that. But a 22 year old with only one reserve grade game under his belt isn't exciting. It's not even very exciting.

hes doing an NRL pre season, the club must rate him

 

[Rocket man]

Haha, I am just talking shit, don't worry.
I had a 48-hour meditation then just wanted to release bad boy boon.

Bad Boy Bubby

 

[Parrapat]

I feel like the rapprochement of Superman Simmonsen and Tin Man Matterson with Commissar Ryles is the sort of realpolitik perestroika that will lead this club out of the wilderness in 2026.

 

[Rabbits20]

Nah he’s taken Souths for top dollar which is why the extension took so long. Even forced his mate Moale out of the club.

Moale was going anyway I’m not fussed to lose him and lose him a year early.

 

[Parrapat]

I feel that the coming together in mutual sympathies of two formerly combative personalities who felt themselves mutually exclusive to the coach previously, will find in their newfound inclusion and sympathetic understanding from their coach a new personality which they'll express positively for our club, on the field.

 

[Parrapat]

Bears threaten to poach Eels flyer

He is expected to replace Lomax in 2026.

www.zerotackle.com

Suddenly Bea Arthur Windsor Wolves pumped up no-hoper is an all-star with a huge price tag all due to his resurgence under Ryles.

 

[Parrapat]

With the expansion of the comp into two extra teams we are looking great in terms of competing funds to retain and build a squad from our juniors and developing stars with inclusions of well needed positions and it's all due to our smart R&R team.

What's the difference?

Brad Arthur.

 

[Legal Eel]

It was a great joke - I was just hoping for something!

 

[Parrapat]

It was a great joke - I was just hoping for something!

At first I was like, yeah!

Then, after a decade of repeat seasons like Lost episodes with no direction or overarching thematic underpinning from season 1 to 6, realising that each year was an indiscrete cash grab with promises of something from nothing I gave up all hope till this year...when hope was regained.

 

[Parrapat]

The lessons learned by this club, these two hitherto stalwarts, and their new club champion are lessons that will ring throughout the ages.

Ere today Tin Man Matterson who earned his nickname whilst scaling the Matterhorn, a promontory effigy paid for and scaled 1:1 to himself built at his local Police City Youth Club and fully self-funded, still stands to this day as a ready reckoner to all who drive up Woodville Road and get lost after the umpteenth lane change and suddenly find themselves in a hijab store that also sells fishing tackle.

****end of unsubscribed ****

 

[Poupou Escobar]

hes doing an NRL pre season, the club must rate him

Heaps of nuffies do NRL preseasons. JJBM did one with the Storm a couple of years ago. It costs the club f**k all to give merkins a pre-season.

 

[Parrapat]

Heaps of nuffies do NRL preseasons. JJBM did one with the Storm a couple of years ago. It costs the club f**k all to give merkins a pre-season.

Nuffies?

 

[Parrapat]

Nuffies is a Barassi term. You're from the southern states.

That explains alot.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Bears threaten to poach Eels flyer

He is expected to replace Lomax in 2026.

www.zerotackle.com

Suddenly Bea Arthur Windsor Wolves pumped up no-hoper is an all-star with a huge price tag all due to his resurgence under Ryles.

Was it Ryles' fault that Penisini, Drown and Matterson were worse this year?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

With the expansion of the comp into two extra teams we are looking great in terms of competing funds to retain and build a squad from our juniors and developing stars with inclusions of well needed positions and it's all due to our smart R&R team.

What's the difference?

Brad Arthur.

We built our last finals team under the previous coach. That's certainly not the difference.

 

[Parrapat]

Was it Ryles' fault that Penisini, Drown and Matterson were worse this year?

Penisini and Drown had their best years ever.

Matterson has learned his place in the squad.

All three have finally realised who rules the roost and it's a grand final victory.

 

[Parrapat]

We built our last finals team under the previous coach. That's certainly not the difference.

An NRL gifted grand final.

Every NRL fan knows the cowgirls are notoriously robbed as they were in their final against us.

 

[Parrapat]

2026 we finally have a real coach responsible for recruitment in charge.

Not a second rate country no-hoper with a penchant for selecting his mates.

 

[Parrapat]

The big question everyone has to ask, Where do your stand on anti-semitms?


It's wrong!

 

[Parrapat]

One thing Big Parra is about after the stench of Bea Arthur is cleaned out

Healing.