Scoreless halves

[forward pass]

Does anyone have the stats on how many scoreless halves we have had this season? I would really like to know. I think it is about 9 or 10 times from memory - which equates to 5 matches. Anyone?

I don't think we have scored a second half point in our last 3 matches!! Amazing!

 

[Parra Steve]

And there be alot more scoreless halves if we didn't have hayne

 

[oldmancraigy]

12 scoreless halves of football.

Plus ANOTHER 2 where we didn't score a try (got 2 penalty goals in one half and 1 in another).

Our attack has clearly been diabolical - but what do you expect with the worst halves and hooker in the comp (by a long stretch).

 

[Commodore]

40 Minute Champs 80 Minute Chumps.

 

[forward pass]

And there be alot more scoreless halves if we didn't have hayne

So that equates to six full matches where we have gone scoreless. That is embarrassing.(and inept).

 

[BissyB]

Yeah cause our halves have the lowest line break assist and try assist stats in the NRL probably

 

[The EELiminator]

i thought this thread was about mortimer and robson

 

[kanseki]

i thought this thread was about mortimer and robson

:lol: i thought this also

 

[Western_Eel]

Im a fan of DA, But you would have to blame this on him, What does he say at half time to turn the team off?

 

[Fathead]

Im a fan of DA, But you would have to blame this on him, What does he say at half time to turn the team off?

" You bludgers, you are not following the game plan! I said follow Morts! Hes the one with the vision. Inu for gods sake, stay on your wing and wait until Morts hits you with one of his special spiral passes.. Fui, Morts is going to do one of his special line breaks in the middle of the field and will put you away - be ready for it.
The rest of you backs be ready to chase the immaculate kick from Morts into the in goal.
Hayne will you stop getting in Morts way !! Jesus cant you see you are in the midst of greatness ???
Now before you go out all together now - chant ! - In Morts we trust - Now get out there"

 

[forward pass]

That is now 15 tryless halves this season!! Lets hope we don't add to that tally !

 

[Gronk]

i thought this thread was about mortimer and robson

It kinda is.

 

[belmoreeel]

40 Minute Champs 80 Minute Chumps.

you got the ratio wrong mate we are 15 minute champs

 

[mrpwnd]

you got the ratio wrong mate we are 15 minute champs

Nah wrong again. We were 80 minute champs against the storm, then for every other round from 1-25 we were the greatest chumps in the history of chump-ism. Mortimer would be the god of chumpville and Robson would be his little pet cat on his lap.

 

[belmoreeel]

does morts have a dr Evil laugh? something like MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[forward pass]

Actually it is 16 !! I forgot to count the first half v Tigers !!

 

[Suitman]

Actually it is 16 !! I forgot to count the first half v Tigers !!

That is really quite appalling isn't it?
It must be some sort of record.
It's no wonder it seemed as though I attended very few really enjoyable matches this season.

Suity

 

[forward pass]

It is pretty sad when you consider that we couldn't score a try in 16 out of the 48 halves of football we played.

 

[Parra Steve]

Our record at parra stadium is abysmal this year as well,

 

[Suitman]

Our record at parra stadium is abysmal this year as well,

And Parra Stadium should be OUR FORTRESS!!!!
That stat just makes it worse.

Suity