Scum will u eva win a comp??

[Special K]

hey sore arse HAHAHAHA

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant. And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

 

[King of the Hill]

the love song dedications are flowing to teh sore ass express!!!!

Sing a song of six-pence for your sake,
And take a bottle full of rye.
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake,
And bake ‘em all in a pie.
They told me you missed school today,
So I suggest you just throw away,
The handbags and the gladrags,
That your Grandad had to sweat so you could buy.

And what becomes of you my love,
When they have finally stripped you of,
The handbags and the gladrags,
That your Grandad had to sweat so you could buy.

 

[Special K]

when you're name is sore azz express every day is happeh

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.


This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.


Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.


This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.


Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.


Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.


These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.

 

[King of the Hill]

(oh happy days!!)

 

[Special K]

When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Ridin low in my chair she won't know tha t I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrw it'll be alright

It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.

 

[King of the Hill]

"SCREEEEEEECH?!?!?"

"YES MR BELDING??????"

 

[Macca]

What the hell happened here. Jeezuz!

 

[Macca]

It's a deadset slamathon. The Hulks and SS show!

 

[Special K]

some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst

 

[King of the Hill]

"I really like this vest!"

 

[Special K]

Hey, yo! What's up? Where's my theme music?

Cooper! Hangin' with my friend, he's oh so cool (Cooper).
Sometimes bad and he sometimes acts a fool (Cooper).
Hangin' with my man, he's oh so fine (Cooper).

Yo, Coop, you're on!

I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
That man you found may be a catastrophe,
It's more of a reality.

He has the cutest smile,
the girls go wild everytime they see his face.
He may be cute and all
but that don't pay this month's rent (Cooper). All Hangin' with my man is such a high (Cooper).
Well, it's good to have a friend in both our lives (Cooper).
Count it out. Here we go. Here we go.

 

[Rieck_Fan]

hulka ur mum is a fat hore

I have no idea who you are but you spell like shit and go for the dragons so f**k off the Sharks board.

 

[King of the Hill]

riecky fan go easy on teh eediot!!!! it's obviously half-geniused or something!!

 

[Macca]

it's obviously half-geniused or something!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: That actually made me burst out laughing. I think I woke my wife up.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Tingha Express hows your relatives going up in Tingha?
Your all related up there aren't you....................................

 

[coolumsharkie]

OK Ok now for something more meaningful.....

This one goes out to all the trolls that like to imitate Dimitri

So here goes....


Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.*
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.*
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
f**k you,
and then shoot you in your f**king head.*

* All references to "shoot you in your f**king head" are now performed live as
"f**k you in your f**king ass" -- a more appropriate message for the times.

 

[Punk]

37 YEARS AND f**k ALL SHARKIES SHARKIES, 37 YEARS AND WON f**k ALL SHARKIES IS UR NAME

www.the-english-language.com

 

[coolumsharkie]

:lol:

You just love research don't ya punk :lol:

:lol:

 

[millersnose]

benchmarks :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[carcharias]

No mercy!!!! Well done !!!!1