I spoke to Shane-o tonight.
He said that I could be his agent insofar as breast signing goes but I would only he entitled to fees equating to 6% up to the nipple and 2% up the cleavage and 1% lower neck thereafter.
Pretty tough deal if you ask me. People think us agents just bludge, but no way, we are out there seeing how the talent measures up.
I happen to know that he is in talks with several high-profile blue-chip big-breasted stars who are keen to avail themselves of his stellar mammary caligraphy.
And if we cant close a deal here in Australia, there is always Europe.
Shame to lose another delicate scribbler to overseas.
On a more serious note: plenty of good footy in Blackett as well, hes well endowed in that department.