Sharks Den Columnists Wanted!

[wittyfan]

Dear BS
I have a friend with a problem. I can't tell you his name.

I think this friend is in love with brett kimmorley.
But I don't think he knows it.

How should we break the news to him that BK may never return that love & that he may even run away!!!

I don't think my friend could cope emotionally.

Please give me as much BS as possible as I think my friend is in deep trouble.

Signed

worried friend.

:lol: You're a good friend to this guy BTR.

 

[Bastard Squad]

Dear BS
I have a friend with a problem. I can't tell you his name.

I think this friend is in love with brett kimmorley.
But I don't think he knows it.

How should we break the news to him that BK may never return that love & that he may even run away!!!

I don't think my friend could cope emotionally.

Please give me as much BS as possible as I think my friend is in deep trouble.

Signed

worried friend.

Dear Worried Friend,

Are you sure your friend doesn't know he's in love ? Sometimes it takes a period of separation for us to realise our true feelings for someone.

I think a 3 year stint on the cold north of England will do your friend wonders. If he's planning a trip there soon you must somehow make sure he stays. If he's reluctant, contact Mi5 and explain (nicely) that judging by his track record, he may have terrorist tendancies.

BS.

 

[Jimbo]

I'll volunteer as an advice columnist, Ask BS, people could post their questions via the Den, and once a week they're published with an appropriate response. Mainly on Rugby League of course, but I'll cover any subject (although if its a girly type question I had call in Sharkette's help).

When it comes to advice, I'm full of it !

Well if you ask for BS, you'll get BS I suppose!!

 

[blacktip-reefy]

Dear BS
I have a friend with a problem. I can't tell you his name.

I think this friend is in love with brett kimmorley.
But I don't think he knows it.

How should we break the news to him that BK may never return that love & that he may even run away!!!

I don't think my friend could cope emotionally.

Please give me as much BS as possible as I think my friend is in deep trouble.

Signed

worried friend.

Dear Worried Friend,

Are you sure your friend doesn't know he's in love ? Sometimes it takes a period of separation for us to realise our true feelings for someone.

I think a 3 year stint on the cold north of England will do your friend wonders. If he's planning a trip there soon you must somehow make sure he stays. If he's reluctant, contact Mi5 and explain (nicely) that judging by his track record, he may have terrorist tendancies.

BS.

Thanks for all that BS.
I spoke to some other worried friends & they were thinking that 3 yrs wasn't long enough & N.England wasn't far enough.
Do you think there is a danger that our friend might come back & kidnap Brett Kimmorley.
Our friend is very irrational & his frame of mind dubious.

(now extremely) worried friend

 

[Anonymous]

Should anyone be interested in seeing a vague and developing version of next season's Sharks Den, it can be found here:

http://sharks.rleague.com/2004/

 

[wittyfan]

Should anyone be interested in seeing a vague and developing version of next season's Sharks Den, it can be found here:

http://sharks.rleague.com/2004/

Birdy will win everything next year! :lol:

 

[Aries]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

f**k, I thought I ran a tabloid... This is funny shit Zed :lol: :lol: :lol:

• Bird wins everything in the whole world
• Cronulla to fight Beattie's pub brawling charge
• Stuart Raper thinks Cronulla 'best team ever'
• Sharks Den officially announced best site ever
• Cronulla sign Andrew Johns

 

[Anonymous]

Please note that nothing on that site should be accepted as truth, except for maybe:

• Sharks Den officially announced best site ever

;-)

 

[millersnose]

led zep were great

up until page had a continuous stream of cocaine and mucous leeking from his nostrils

 

[Madsharkie]

Cronulla to fight Beattie's pub brawling charge

I just hope Beattie brings some of this sh!t onto the field next year ;-)