carcharias said:
Bashing cabbies is a low act.
He should of run them over.
I have an uncle who is the Clint Eastwood of cabbies.
One of the stories he has told me was about a couple of young drunk kids getting in his cab at the Cross and wanting to go to Penrith.
All the way he's sure they don't have the money to pay and is watching them in the rearview mirror while they are sitting there whispering and conjuring.
Anyway, when he gets near Penrith they wouldn't give him an address, just told him they'd tell him how to get there. So after leading him all over the place eventually they come to a dark street, with no houses and just vacant land and bush.
Sure enough the kids say "this'll do". There's a little over $80 on the metre at this stage.
So as he brings the cab to a stop, he puts it in reverse. The kids leap out of each side and bolt, leaving the doors open, and my uncle just floors it. One of the doors hits one of the kids and the kid falls under his wheels.
He can hear the kid screaming, so he leans out and says "are you alright mate?"
The kid says "You've broken my f**king leg!!"
My uncle has a look and goes "yeah. looks like about $80 bucks worth of damage there. Let's call it even", and drives off.
Legend!
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