Sharks Marketing Thread

[Frenzy]

OK we have some ideas spread out in other threads so I'm gonna put them together in one and ask for more suggestions

1) Calendar - ???

2) Mermaids Kissing Booth - Frenzy

3) Mermaids Beer Wenches - Shire Shark

4) Your marketing idea here

 

[PJ]

Raffle a date with a mermaid for the guys and and a player for the girls and Sully types.

 

[Kramer]

Blow up mermaid dolls

 

[Punk]

This is degenerating fast.


P.S. Mermaid escort service.

 

[Shark]

Mermaid nudie runs.

 

[Jimbo]

What about a spa like that South African Super 12 team has? How good would that be - watching the game from the sideline in a hot tub between Chanelle and Liz?

 

[Shark]

Jimbo, YOU WIN. Totally.

Let's get it happening!

 

[Frenzy]

What about a spa like that South African Super 12 team has? How good would that be - watching the game from the sideline in a hot tub between Chanelle and Liz?

This idea has been forwarded to Mr Scott Longmuir, Marketing Manager.

Good Luck Jimbo!

 

[Shark]

Ummm...One small detail Mr Bo...Have we asked Chanelle and Liz?

I guess our own Liz could join us, only problem would be that she'd have us swimming laps...

 

[Jimbo]

Mate, as soon as they get a look at me with my shirt off, they'll be queueing up 8)

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Mermaid Jelly Wrestling at Halftime. With a lucky season seat holder to participate after first bout to take on both contestants. I'll only send it through to marketing if you guys think people would be interested............ :lol:

 

[King of the Hill]

my my my
arent we a bunch of voyeurs?
:lol: :lol:

 

[King of the Hill]

I reckon they should get a sponsor like LG or Toyota to sponsor a one-off batch of 10,000 bumper stickers, they could put their logo on or whatever and make it a Sharks sticker, lots of people would put them on their cars and it would be a good show of support around the Shire.

I know I for one, always let Sharks fans cut in front of me and put any road rage on the backburner if I see the car in question is sporting a Sharks bumper sticker...

On the other hand, in Wollongong about a year ago I noticed this bloke get out of his car in the early evening, he'd left his lights on. I jogged after him to let him know but before I could reach him, I noticed a St George Illawarra Dragons sticker on his car. Needless to say I didnt tell the bastard about his lights. He can eat a big bowl of dick up as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Frenzy]

Have you ever played Dragon Pissing/Spitting S-S?

It's when you walk along a carpark in the normal course of your day. You see a car with a Dragon sticker and you well............

Terrible stuff - but I've heard it happens ;-) :shock: ;-) :shock:

 

[King of the Hill]

oh i think we've all played that game!

 

[Anonymous]

2) Mermaids Kissing Booth

Ughhh... I'm sure everyone would love that idea, especially the mermaids themselves. The only people who'd pay for such a thing would be the crusty old men and socially inept kiddies.

It'd scar the poor girls for life.

 

[Macca]

The nude Mermaids calender was my idea. How about a nude LU forum calender?

Frenzy can be January
Reefy Feb
Jimbo March
SS April . . . . . .

They'd sell like hotcakes! :lol:

Sullyfan might wish every month was February though.

 

[King of the Hill]

The nude Mermaids calender was my idea. How about a nude LU forum calender?

Frenzy can be January
Reefy Feb
Jimbo March
SS April . . . . . .

I like it, I'm hung like a horse though so I'd probably run into May too.

 

[Macca]

LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[blacktip-reefy]

why give the major draw card only 28 days??

Sshheessh!