Does Brett want to re sign with us??? Hopefully Josh hasn't been in his ear
*ring ring*
Jmoz: "hey brett, it's josh"
Bmoz: "Hi mate, did you see my 4 tries last night? you couldn't do that.."
Jmoz: "yeah yeah, but i was ringing to see if you want to come to the bulldogs next year"
Bmoz: "Why would i want to do that?"
Jmoz: "Many reasons.. we have a bunch of hooligans for fans - nobody likes them... and remember that annoying prick from a few years ago that nobody likes, michael ennis? well you get to play with him again.. plus, you get the added bonus of winning games, but not recieving the two points for it... plus, the best part about it, you get paid overs.. most of our players are paid an extra 20% off the books.. we're way over the salary cap, but i'm sure we won't get busted again.. plus we play out of ANZ stadium, its the best because it feels like you are playing in front of an empty stadium, so when i do my usual butterfingers and drop the ball, i don't hear anything from the fans"
Bmoz: "wow.. you've made it ssound just
so appealing... i think i'll give it a miss and stay with the dragons.. you realise if you'd stayed here you would have a starting centre spot?"
Jmoz: "yeah i know.. don't rub it in.. i'll see you back at the dragons in 2 years then.."