There has been a lynching, but no ordinary lynching...
An
automatic lynching.
As this is the Simpsons, we shall change automatic, insert product placement and call it the Canyanero lynching.
But who was it?
Sad to say, one of Springfield's biggest weapons is out of the game, the rebellious hippie so to speak, leaving her dying message:
Homer, if you're watching this, either I'm dead, or you've gone through my stuff. If I'm dead, this is my video will; if not, please keep away from my stuff.
SCOTT GOURLEY'S LOVECHILD IS DEAD
HE WAS MONA SIMPSON