Smack My Bitch Up (old music)

[B.L.L.G]

I cant find my old cassette sinlge Smack my bitch up by The Prodigy.

Some wee git has nicked it off me the swine cutters!

I was up all hours of the night last night looking for it.

I went through ALL my music.

Cassettes & CD`s.

Man you should of seen some of the wack sh*t in my music collection i came across.

F*cken Bobby brown hump`n around.

Mariah carey Fantasy.

Arrested housing development.

Del tha funkee homosapien

Johny Gill singing about a polished sand floor.

Boyz II men going down a road on one knee.

E.Y.C. Feeling alright............3 man twig group. Pretty boys.

Some wreck`n`effect Rump shaker nonsense.

New kids on the block Dirty dawg.....they spelt dog wrong. Its blatantly mis-spelled. Drop kicks.

Young MC keep it in your pants. Keep what exactly? you have to specify!

Marky mark and the funky bunch twinkies.

There was some twig Ralph transvestite sh*t.

I even had some damn african zulu zoodoo quiff called EFUA! what the f*ck is a EFUA? Queer bait!

Some sissy lar lar LUCAS with his lid off, ass puncher.

I even got Turtle power by partners in cryme.......Thats a ok song cause im pro-turtles but you should hear track 2 on the cassingle...Shredder the rat goes "I to once had a family, like you, danny, many years ago, i live in Japan."

Its f*cken wack! Its really f*cked man.

A Rat on a cassette.

Should see some of the sh*t in my CD stack.

Snap-a madman returns.

He`d have to f*cken snap going under that name.

Body guard movie sound track.

Hootie mack....what the f*ck is a hootie mack?

Billy idol best of....


P.K.O. no idea on that one.

Donna dawson?

Culture beat?

Dance 93 various?

Coolio?

Hocus pocus?

None of that sh*t is even mine.

I dont know who owns it or where it came from.

How did it get here is the million dollar question $ :?: $

I cant believe ive got Janet jackson in my sh*t.

F*ck a Janet Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to endure all that torment whilst looking for my Smack my bitch up cassingle!

Never found it.

Ive only mentioned a few of the crappy songs so far, theres too much to type if i was to go through every song.

I cant remember buying half that junk.


I dont mind Limp Bizkits new song Eat you alive.

At first i didnt like it.

It didnt sound their style but after a few listens it rocks.

I might buy the single.

Im not ganna buy the entire album.

Ive been listening to "significant other" lately. thats a mad CD.

Im thinking bout buying the star fish chocolate dog water CD of theirs.

I want ROLLING! i love that song.

It reminds me of Ben Kennedy for some reason.

The other day my brain snapped apparently cause ive now got 2 new Cd`s in my collection that i dont even like..i bought M+M`s Business and Mary J Blijes Could this be love bullsh*t.

WHY DID I BUY THEM WHEN I DONT EVEN LIKE THEM ARTISTS?


But for now.....I really wanna hear that Prodigy song Smack my bitch up....i haven`t heard it in years.

When i went an saw Pirates of the carribean i saw a preview of Tomb Raider 2 and the song was in it and ever since ive been wanting to hear it, but cant find it.

Some sly dog stole my possessions.

P.S. i was listening to a old Sheryl Crow song last night and she sings "your a AVOIDER....the worst kind of thief thief."

Thats me the Avoider! yours truly.

Wish it would rain

 

[Terminator]

At least you had Billy in there UT, as for the rest of your crap, you sound like you were going through some kind of tryhard rap phase, do you like Eminem?I think he's great stuff.

 

[Anonymous]

I even got Turtle power by partners in cryme.......Thats a ok song cause im pro-turtles but you should hear track 2 on the cassingle...Shredder the rat goes "I to once had a family, like you, danny, many years ago, i live in Japan."

PMSL, i had that cassette, that kicked ass.


didnt it also have the song spin that wheel on it? It went something like this. "Spin that wheel, Spin that wheel, im gonna make you feel your DJ, get up and party"

Oh the memories

 

[Terminator]

Heroes in a halfshell, turtle power!
Sigh.. :lol:

 

[astrogirl]

UT, all the music that you mentioned reminds me of high school! LOL. Aah the memories.

Bobby Brown - year 9 camp
EYC - long time ago! one hit wonders I think
OMG you have New Kids on the Block?!? :shock: year 7!

 

[B.L.L.G]

I didnt type ALL the sh*t in my collection! You should see half the other junk i didnt mention here.
There was too much to name and it was all humiliating.

Spin that wheel?

That was technotronic wasnt it?

Nah that wasn`t on the Turtle power cassingle.

Think that was on the turtle album.

The teenage mutant ninja turtles was good clean fun.

It reminds me of MC Hammer.

Ive got please hammer dont hurt em and it reminds me of the turtles for some reason.

NO! I hate M+M!

The New kids on the block song was dirty dawg.dont know why i bought it for or what attracted me to it.

Dont know what i was thinking.

But isnt it funny how the music we buy today becomes tomorrows joke? You hear it today and its so exclusive and up front but years from now the message was all hog wash an just a gimmick.

Funny.

Im sending a letter to the letters editor daily telegraph so see if i can get in there. Its about day lights saving.......

There is a dead dog down the road thats been dumped in glad bags i have to report.....
Im ganna try e-mailing the council or the RSPCA...see if they can come down an dispose of it properly...give it its dignity back.......How some one could do that i dont know.

Bye guys.

 

[Terminator]

If it doesnt smell too bad take it down to your local Asian takeaway, you could be on to something here UT. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[B.L.L.G]

What about respect & dignity?

I`ll tell ya...if i saw the person dumping it there an then i would have smashed them.

Hey Terminator check out this photo> www.thefunnypage.com/penis_tree/index.htm

 

[Terminator]

No thanks, keep all your gay stuff to yourself UT.