Song lines that you relate to

[astrogirl]

*stabs astrogirl with a dirty needle*

What did I say to deserve that?

Please explain MILLWALL.

 

[MILLWALL]

*stabs astrogirl with a dirty needle*

What did I say to deserve that?

Please explain MILLWALL.

well now you can be one of us

 

[Knightmare]

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherf**kers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to f**k your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to f**k you baby...

I LOVE Mr Bungle! I listened to that song so much when I was at Schoolies last year! :lol: One night my mate's sister and I were off our faces and we were yelling the lyrics at people in the streets of Surfers, from my mate's car :lol:

 

[SpaceMonkey]

I LOVE Mr Bungle! I listened to that song so much when I was at Schoolies last year! :lol: One night my mate's sister and I were off our faces and we were yelling the lyrics at people in the streets of Surfers, from my mate's car :lol:

I think I'm in love with you're friend's sister.

 

[Trollhammaren]

Aye, please send your Mr. Bungle-loving female friend in my direction please.

That said, I think Patton has written some great lyrics over the years for different bands, from very humorous, dirty, peaceful, happy etc. etc.

His finest work was definately on Fanotmas' first album though:

"Skauuuu, wooooooaaaa
goiiiii, fouuuu,
skaaaaaaaatttt, booooo,
wahhhhh, jeeeeeeen"

Very evocative.

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

Or Even:

'Keeamata Kee-amata Ka-well
Keeamate Kee-amata Insana Karmel'

- Desert Search for Techno Allah :lol:

 

[MILLWALL]

or even
Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz



ghfuah blal he chaduduh chee hugh weh chee keh xooo hee hoh
ooooooo cikeetah xoo xeh
eooh le hugx yerheggkkk
ryzl ou hueau
pppddtdptdtt pppddtdptdtt
ue ue fhay goouuhf o lltt chteee
huucgcgudoo wuad!
chugaouh!
Poodah paytahy poodah paytahy poodah poodah paytahy paytahy paytahy poodah
poodah
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
geesh
zssu
guum
bom
Beez gbazgen mauz gaysh
bal gonskunn geez woazch
ma meesken loas gouase
geez gonskunn boz mosquiez
heh tzt oly huht
ma meeshka mow skwoz
owm ftt lguf hahg
foo oo oo oo
puooo bieczkaireeaux
rrrd t ch kee bbst seay tssm klt aaaaox
skadulehmedomgaswesh
goaduleh skeecs schoadulen mosqelaszz
beez gac goasgun
monsquaz
zoo ma mah manut mamoyugh
xi maa hea doo dauy dohdoyugh
tszeettaa ba doa bau koyugh
ma magh max maynot nolnoyugh
szi deah daddoobaught byugh
xi daa tdey gkao gho gkoyughfouuuuuuu
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
dtoyeum dtoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
bboawogh c wha fftyk onsk oooeeh oooeeh yeefm loolt msten
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
feydea tdn fa
feydea tdn fa gaugh
gzcc gmn ooo
ma meeshka mow skowz
ma meeshka mow skowz
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
sktoyeum sktoyeum sktoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap goodeadogit goodeadogit glddehgoot
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
vaah
yoo
ee
hrrea kcun bahg bumpt

 

[Trollhammaren]

Brought a tear to my eye.

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

Thats beautiful, man