Spill your secrets!

[DragonPunk]

f**k where to begin...

* If something is on my mind like really bad, and i want to forget it, i can, just like that. It's magic as f**k.

He's a witch!

 

[Twizzle]

I'm perfect in every way.

 

[Alba]

* Sometimes I listen to country music

country music is awesome! I'm sitting here listening to the Zac Brown Band right now!!

* I have e-crushes on at least four people in this place.

Since I started posting here I have had a few e-crushes myself! hehe

* If it's just not happening for me I fake it to speed things up.

hahahaha I don't think there is a single sexually active female in the world who hasn't!!!!

 

[urban eel]

this guy has a few confessions

mine is i like turtles
and i think i have the power to seduce any women

 

[God-King Dean]

I piss in the shower all the time.

Anyone that says they don't is either a comformist, or a liar.

 

[Skinner]

I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. I also pee in the shower...

 

[perverse]

i wouldn't say i'm opposed to pissing in the shower... it's just that as a general rule of thumb i take a sh*t before i have a shower... thus negating the need to expel my bladder afterwards. it's a good system, i recommend giving it a trial.

 

[God-King Dean]

f**k I hate when I need to poop just after showering!

 

[Martli]

* used to imagine ffb people as lotr characters before i had them on facebook (gkd was gimli...)

Awesome. WHO WAS I!?!?!

 

[Apey]

relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA

I piss in the shower all the time.

Anyone that says they don't is either a comformist, or a liar.

Same, almost each time - even if i've done one prior.

f**k I hate when I need to poop just after showering!

it f**ks up the whole system

 

[DB]

f**k I hate when I need to poop just after showering!

I find that when I have baths, which is very rare :sarcasm:.....

Nothing more annoying then laying down in the bath, then feeling it poking its head out.

 

[Jobdog]

Stormy, I believe you have left the most important part of your secret out - is your best friend hot?

 

[Monk]

Awesome. WHO WAS I!?!?!

Gandalf the White.
Twiz was teh grey.

 

[StormChaser]

Stormy, I believe you have left the most important part of your secret out - is your best friend hot?

Indeed. With a fabulous rack that I often can't stop starring at, hence making me question my sexuality fairly frequently.

 

[adamkungl]

I hope I was Merry or Pippin

 

[adamkungl]

Indeed. With a fabulous rack that I often can't stop starring at, hence making me question my sexuality fairly frequently.

I'd turn leso for you. Just saying.

 

[StormChaser]

* Another confession i have to make is that i sneak in here late at night, creep in underneath Stormy and make lewd posts whilst she's asleep... and take photos. here's tonights funtastic almost-not-sure-if-this-is-forum-rape adventure!

hot.

Wow. I'm turned on! I like to be on top!!!!!!!!!!

 

[perverse]

Wow. I'm turned on! I like to be on top!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StormChaser]

 

[adamkungl]

does the plumber know about you e-crushes...