storytime!

[***MH***]

here we go.... I'll start off a line in a story then someone else adds to the story after my line then someone adds after theirs and so on so we end up with some whack and funny story that doesn't make sense.
add your part to the story after "*.*.*"

It was a rainy day outside as Gary looked out the window from his bed, waking up confused after what happened last night. He found *.*.*

 

[Anonymous]

A large pair of granny undies in his bed. Shocked he threw *.*.*

 

[Bobby DIGital]

them on his boney jabroni candy ass...

 

[Bobby DIGital]

*.*.*

 

[raz]

And gave himself a show in front of his mirror excited *.*.*

 

[That Guy]

and proceeded to walk to the kitchen where he cooked himself a pie fo breakfast*.*.*

 

[Phillips]

he stuck his *.*.*

 

[Special K]

pinky ring in *.**.*

 

[Anonymous]

pie and gave it a swirl *.*.*

 

[madunit]

and then *.*.*

 

[Phillips]

died from a heart attack *.*.*

 

[madunit]

His penis however *.*.*

 

[***MH***]

disentangled itself from the dead corpse and began to make its way into *.*.*

 

[Phillips]

the VAGINA *.*.*

 

[raz]

:? then the vagina swallowed it and then *.*.*

 

[Special K]

a donkey started *.*.*

 

[Raider_69]

to whail in horror as the penis had *.*.*

 

[***MH***]

genital warts.... the donkey then grabbed the penis out of the vagina and *.*.*

 

[[furrycat]]

its soiled itself while exploding but *.*.*

 

[madunit]

nothing happened*.*.*