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Stuart losing patience with Walkout....

The Backpacker

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...Morticia... said:
sorry ozz but im a little protective over who calls matthew a muppet.

Oh good god. :oops: What she's failing to inform you of, it's actually only her thats allowed to utilise words such as the aforementioned and my good self in the same sentence. :roll: Anyone thats after a 5"11 Amazonian woman who plays league and has a very mean left hook, please apply within. Quickly, so I can delete my post. 8-[
 

melon....

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Tapp and Langmack went missing at a pre season retreat last week for 3 days. The team was so upset and worried they called the Police who combed the Redfern area and eventually found these 2 holed up in an Everly St shack with a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle.

The police were relieved but somewhat suprised at the pair's jovial and excited state when found. They asked what happened to them, to which Tapp said..."we're extatic we have completed this 100 piece puzzle." Langmack added..."It only took our management 3 days!!!"

"What's so good about that ?" asked one police officer.

Tapp added..."It says 4-6 years on the box!!!!!"
 

ozzie

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fibro man said:
I heard when Walker was born, the doctor slapped his mother. Off to see the wizard. ( for a brain ), and Stuart should tag along with the tinman and try and get a heart. He has got about as much pump as an asthma spray.

you mean to say he lost his heart which he wears on his sleeve?? better than some dull coachs that sit on the side line and try not to be animated!!
 

ozzie

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melon.... said:
Tapp and Langmack went missing at a pre season retreat last week for 3 days. The team was so upset and worried they called the Police who combed the Redfern area and eventually found these 2 holed up in an Everly St shack with a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

The police were relieved but somewhat suprised at the pair's jovial and excited state when found. They asked what happened to them, to which Tapp said..."we're extatic we have completed this 1000 piece puzzle." Langmack added..."It only took our management 3 days!!!"

"What's so good about that ?" asked one police officer.

Tapp added..."It says 4-6 years on the box!!!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

RoostarGirl

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:clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: Morticia..............

Hey Morticia I reckon you should visit the Wall more often and scare away those Panther fans that seem to have hi-jacked the place of late.
 

RoostarGirl

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Bunny Boy said:
The Backpacker said:
Played 24. 2 byes. Lost 21. Won 3. Yeah, it's real cold in that shadow. :roll:

Typical Rooster scum...League wasnt around Pre 2002 eh?

'kin muppet.....

FOREVER IN OUR SHADOWS !

:twisted:

Gee Bunny Boy I can see that BIG "L" on your forehead all the way out here in Penrith.
 

The Backpacker

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The Backpacker

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Bunny Boy said:
Just remind Walker he wont be able to hide after MAD DOG runs over his arse.

I heard McDougall's been watching replays of a certain Roosters game and, after filling his pants, has gone to Souths management and said he's unhappy and would like and early release but could they wait until he's been paid over three quarters of this years contract before granting it.
 

ozzie

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bunny boy - you mentioned our season would be over after round one - how can that be so - we are only playing SOUTHS and will deal them another big thrashing....
 

Slugs

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ozzie said:
bunny boy - you mentioned our season would be over after round one - how can that be so - we are only playing SOUTHS and will deal them another big thrashing....

Don't worry Bunny Boy
Ozzie is used to thrashings.........just ask Mrs Palmer and her five daughters :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Slugs

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Penelope Pittstop said:
ffs. Slugs, I thought that one day you would get some new material.

*Farmer Slugs plods homeward from his turnip patch.*

Whats up Pittstop....Last time I looked Ozzie had a mouth piece so I am sure he can speak for himself.....always knew he was a big girls blouse but to hide behind one,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :lol: :lol:
 

Prisilla

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Slugsy baby. Where have you been? I've missed my little clandestine crustation. Hows that big hole you call a warren going? Like me to occupy it for you darling? ;-)
 

ozzie

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Slugs said:
ozzie said:
bunny boy - you mentioned our season would be over after round one - how can that be so - we are only playing SOUTHS and will deal them another big thrashing....

Don't worry Bunny Boy
Ozzie is used to thrashings.........just ask Mrs Palmer and her five daughters :lol: :lol: :lol:

at least it more than you can get!! Honestly you should consult your dentist :lol: :lol:
 

ozzie

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Honestly if you follow Souths you need a lesson on pain relief..you should wear rubber gear and know how to say "hit me baby..I just love pain" ask Cassie she will tell you all....
 

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