stupid demon hell animals

[SpaceMonkey]

I don't like sleeping in my room these days. While I was away, my Family converted my Balcony (MY Balcony, which cost me $400 in materials and took me forever to build. Who needs proffesional builders and a council permit?) into a wild animal feeding platform. They scurry across it all night, and at dawn, Cockatoos take over and Squawk loudly. So I'm kept awake by the sound of fat, overfed Bandicoots and Possums sucrrying across my balcony, and then Cockatoos keep me awake until about midday. I also like to sleep with my (Sliding door like) window open. So a few nights ago, some hellspawn possum thuds into my chest, cuts me a few times and charges off when I wake up screaming...

Move to NZ. Possums are vermin there and we love killing 'em.

 

[SpaceMonkey]

The marabou stork: the demon bird from hell if ever there was one.

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[Chicken_Hunter]

:lol: :lol: Awwww its cute.

 

[PJ Marshal]

Dam Steven Tyler is scary as any of this animals you have talked about

 

[t-ba]

No. But I do have Several Swords and Daggers that I bought While in India. The Bastards at Customs confiscated my double edged one :evil:

 

[Kill The Wabbit]

Pubic lice.

 

[keeney]

hahaha
does anyone remmeber bertisevil.com taht was a fuct site

 

[Knightmare]

Yeah, that was a bloody crazy site! :lol:

 

[keeney]

fkn maribou stalk wtf, its almosta s creept as those fkn ibis htings thats a demon hell animal