Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Forgot to take my cholesterol tablet today, currently sweating buckets...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Forgot to take my cholesterol tablet today, currently sweating buckets...

Remembered my thyroxin.

Level up you noob.

Also: licence and rego ACTified.

Now I have to learn how to drive like a twit.

 

[Bazal]

that was a meltdown bigger than anything Phartman ever had, he'll be sitting out the next 3 tests and enjoying the cold Leeds winter

Look I'm not normally one for reporting, but after some of the shit he said (like the Phil Hughes related comment) I realised he was a low prick and just went for it....no need to worry about me spamming reports from now on

 

[Bazal]

Remembered my thyroxin.

Level up you noob.

Also: licence and rego ACTified.

Now I have to learn how to drive like a twit.

I can teach you in three easy steps.

1-Forget how to merge. Just forget everything you know about safe merging. The best approach is to speed to the end of the merging lane, slam on your brakes, and then wait 12 minutes for an acceptable gap in the traffic before giving up and almost causing an accident taking a small gap from a standing start

2-Never, ever drive to the conditions. Dry, sunny and 45 degrees? Better do 10km under the limit. Monsoon? Sit right on the arse of the poor merkin in front who is driving to the conditions, then floor it past them and flip them the bird on the way past. Bonus if you can get some wheel spin going.

3-Always remember that whenever you see a fixed or mobile speed camera, or even a point to point camera, it's ACT law that you must slam on your brakes and come to an almost complete stop even if you are doing 80 in a 90 zone already.

 

[Twizzle]

Look I'm not normally one for reporting, but after some of the shit he said (like the Phil Hughes related comment) I realised he was a low prick and just went for it....no need to worry about me spamming reports from now on

it wasn't spamming, I appreciate it because I cant be every where at once

by the time I got your third report he'd already been nuked, that was some classic meltdown

 

[Rhino_NQ]

afternoon

 

[Twizzle]

TGIF

 

[Smack]

I wish we would have 3 teams for the one dayers like the old times

 

[muzby]

I wish we would have 3 teams for the one dayers like the old times

not enough marsh's to go around..

 

[Bazal]

not enough marsh's to go around..

Just bring Dan Marsh out of retirement. He's probably still better than half the English middle order.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I wish we would have 3 teams for the one dayers like the old times

Pretty sure only 2 teams are needed for a one dayer...

 

[Smack]

Pretty sure only 2 teams are needed for a one dayer...

Yeah but we used to have 3 teams in the series

 

[muzby]

Just bring Dan Marsh out of retirement. He's probably still better than half the English middle order.

mrs marsh.

she don't need no mouthguard..

 

[muzby]

Yeah but we used to have 3 teams in the series

 

[Smack]

pretty much

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Now I have to learn how to drive like a twit.

Or around in circles.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

morning

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Or around in circles.

Summernats is next month

 

[Bazal]

Summernats is next month

Ah yes, the largest collection of derros, bogans and filth outside of Logan.... Thank f**k I don't live up in Braddon anymore

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Ah yes, the largest collection of derros, bogans and filth outside of Logan.... Thank f**k I don't live up in Braddon anymore

Moved up in the world? Queenbeyan?