Superthread 38

[Dani]

I like Def Leppard.

 

[Joker's Wild]

What has 9 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard

Get out. Now

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Why did billy crash his bike?

Because somebody threw a fridge at him

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

What's the best way to get a pile of babies into the back of a ute?

With a pitchfork.

 

[BunniesMan]

Dad jokes hurt my head. I don't even get half of them.

 

[Hallatia]

I liked Ozzy's janitor line, it made me smile.

 

[umina panther]

What has 9 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard

haha funny coz it's true

 

[Hallatia]

the kids at school never fail to amuse me. Over a term into coaching debating and I learnt that a couple of kids actually think it's called "debation":lol:

 

[BDR]

mass debation?

 

[umina panther]

New passport pic......not sure I'll be let in anywhere with a head like that!

 

[Monk]

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin stuck in a revolving door.

 

[Hallatia]

mass debation?

they're little children I don't think they even know what that is.

The school I work at is geniused. All the power just went out this afternoon and it was gone for a couple of hours. Might still be gone, I don't know, I went home

 

[BunniesMan]

Cunning linguists mass debating.

 

[Monk]

Cunning linguists mass debating.

I see what you did there

 

[Rhino_NQ]

evening all

 

[Twizzle]

no its not

 

[Dani]

Someone cook me a steak.

 

[Twizzle]

would you prefer a big sausage

(subtle enough)

 

[woodyk2]

One of my step daughters is a deadset merkin.

 

[BunniesMan]

I've always wondered what the official definition of evening is. According to the times I've heard "good evening" it's somewhere between about 2pm and midnight.