Superthread L. No honour.

[whall15]

Went to a Christian school in primary school for a bit, as soon as they started trying to convince me the Earth was 8000 years old I got the f**k out of there.

I would've been about 7 but even then I knew they were full of shit.

Also I remember getting into trouble once because I called a girl a lesbian, that was after she called me gay so in reflection that wasn't a bad reply for a 7 year old.

Saw her in high school a few years later and it turns out she was a lesbian so I got that one right.

 

[umina panther]

I went to a Christian high school. I've never had sex. Direct correlation.

Girls I knew who went to christian schools were quite the opposite. Trying to keep them away from boys backfired big time when they finally got out

 

[umina panther]

Went to a Christian school in primary school for a bit, as soon as they started trying to convince me the Earth was 8000 years old I got the f**k out of there.

I would've been about 7 but even then I knew they were full of shit.

Also I remember getting into trouble once because I called a girl a lesbian, that was after she called me gay so in reflection that wasn't a bad reply for a 7 year old.

Saw her in high school a few years later and it turns out she was a lesbian so I got that one right.

Let's all take a moment to pray for her soul

 

[Dani]

Was being very facetious...

Also. Still waiting at the doctor. Fml.

 

[whall15]

Let's all take a moment to pray for her soul

She was about a 1 and her girlfriend was about a 7 so I think she's doing alright.

 

[umina panther]

Sorry already drunk and missing sarcasm. By the time the missus is ready to go out ill be quite inebriated

 

[Dani]

Don't know if I should be offended that you believed I was a 26 year old virgin or not...

 

[whall15]

Definitely offended.

 

[umina panther]

No haha I took never as not a lot

 

[dogslife]

Bunniesman is acting out a real life version of the 40 year old virgin.

Except at the end of this story, he doesn't get the girl

 

[Dani]

No haha I took never as not a lot

Just in a dry spell!

 

[dogslife]

Just cracked my first VB tin. Not sure to post a pic of beer or ensuing erection

 

[BunniesMan]

Bunniesman is acting out a real life version of the 40 year old virgin.

Except at the end of this story, he doesn't get the girl

Are you hitting on me?

 

[Didgi]

Beer and pool lined up... Good stuff.

 

[HowHigh]

Without a doubt today was the worst day of the year so far

 

[Dani]

Just cracked my first VB tin. Not sure to post a pic of beer or ensuing erection

Clearly you pooring vb over erection.

 

[Dutchy]

Imma slap you Dani!

Heinous crime!!! Wasting vb like that.

 

[Dani]

Vagina backwash.

 

[Bazal]

Played Friday night footeh this evening....forgot how f**king shit cold the night games are!

 

[dogslife]

Imma slap you Dani!

Heinous crime!!! Wasting vb like that.

Beer goes in here

It suuuure does