Superthread LIX: Honouring Clifford & AG - Will they or won't they?

[butchmcdick]

Trust me mate you won't get much time to do either soon

 

[Frederick]

Oh, I know the luxury. I've been watching TV all day and surfing the net. I do feel guilty doing it... :sarcasm:

I feel guilty about my weekend of fun and our kid isn't even here yet :lol:

While I'm sitting here watching breaking bad and playing gta, wifey is in the kitchen cooking up a roast lamb

As she should be

 

[Drew-Sta]

butch - ain't that the truth.

Fred - is she barefoot? :sarcasm:

 

[Dani]

You just ain't found the right man Dan-Dan ;-)

Man? Pfft. Just do it myself.

 

[whall15]

Have you tried looking over this Dani?

Looks like Fred's wife has been paying attention to the instructions above.

That's from a magazine in the '50s btw.

 

[Twizzle]

hang in there Drew, I'm sure it will all work out OK

 

[Frederick]

butch - ain't that the truth.

Fred - is she barefoot? :sarcasm:

She was barefoot until she put some shoes on to come check out the fire some dickhead lit at the reserve 4 houses up from us

 

[Drew-Sta]

Man? Pfft. Just do it myself.

Don't worry Dani; we all have our happier endings in the story of life. Yours is coming

hang in there Drew, I'm sure it will all work out OK

Thanks Twiz!

She was barefoot until she put some shoes on to come check out the fire some dickhead lit at the reserve 4 houses up from us

:lol::lol:

 

[Dani]

I ain't holding my breath.

 

[butchmcdick]

I think holding your breath is the key

 

[MKEB...]

First game of cricket for the season tomorrow. Must not get too pissed tonight, seeing as we have 6 ring-ins against the team that won the grade last season. Why oh why is our first game on a sunday

 

[Dani]

I think holding your breath is the key

Only if im gonna start swinging the other way.

 

[urban eel]

Helping an absolutely stunning woman feel pretty silly. She was standing in the car park looking pretty perplexed because her key remote wouldn't work. Offered to help (not just because she was a 9 / 10). Then proceeded to use the key to open and start the car for her.

And yes she was blonde.

 

[Dani]

Dare I even ask what she was doing wrong?

 

[urban eel]

Nothing. She just didn't think to try the key. In her defence she thought the alarm might have gone off

 

[MKEB...]

I hope you were hinting at things so that she felt like she was sorting it out by herself.

 

[MKEB...]

or....was she trophy wife driving lawyer husbands car

 

[urban eel]

Just an ford Territory . But man she was attractive

 

[butchmcdick]

Nothing. She just didn't think to try the key. In her defence she thought the alarm might have gone off

Did u get her number

 

[Frederick]

My wifey has invited the hottest girl from her office (besides wifey, of course) over for dinner.

Seriously, 12/10, and shes wearing singlet and short shorts =P~:hitit: