Superthread LVIII - Honouring the mighty Chiko

[AlwaysGreen]

What is this, f**king play group?

 

[dogslife]

Lol true. I've always personally thought that the cleaner and more looked after the more likely the bj. Would have thought every guy was smart enough to realise that.

You've never been touched by a woman you sped

 

[Drew-Sta]

Hello, merkins. Been a while since I've been on here...

We've missed you mate

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I miss Woody.

 

[Misanthrope]

You've never been touched by a woman you sped

That's a bit harsh. I'm sure there was some incidental contact when he was born.

 

[thorson1987]

I miss Woody.

Bullshit, you just miss his tractor.

Also, anniversary today. One of 2 days I'm guaranteed action for the year.

And it's also been 1 month since my last cigarette

 

[Misanthrope]

Bullshit, you just miss his tractor.

Also, anniversary today. One of 2 days I'm guaranteed action for the year.

And it's also been 1 month since my last cigarette

Married life sounds like hell...

 

[thorson1987]

Married life sounds like hell...

That's guaranteed dude. No matter what happens, I know I'm getting something.

The other 363 days I have a chance though. Which is more then bein single

 

[Misanthrope]

That's guaranteed dude. No matter what happens, I know I'm getting something.

The other 363 days I have a chance though. Which is more then bein single

Only if you're doing it wrong.

 

[Frederick]

I felt our baby kick for the first time last night. Was f**king unreal

Ftr, I too would wife alba

 

[dogslife]

Everyone's getting pregnant but me!

 

[Misanthrope]

I felt our baby kick for the first time last night. Was f**king unreal

Ftr, I too would wife alba

What an odd combination of unassociated thoughts.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

You've never been touched by a woman you sped

he's staring in a new series 'Touched by a Burgess"

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Everyone's getting pregnant but me!

You're doing Clifford wrong.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I felt our baby kick for the first time last night. Was f**king unreal

Wait til they start reacting to your voice and to things like music etc. We saw a friend on the weekend who has a newborn. Their baby cried and ours started to wriggle and interact like it was already born.

We've also found playing certain songs at night calm it down; I've never had so moving a moment as when I had my brother in law play 'Here comes the sun' one evening only to see our child move in response, then apparently fall asleep.

Also, tell your wife to anticipate hicuups!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

will also throw my hat in the ring for wifing the shit out of alba

 

[Bazal]

Breakfast when you can't eat gluten and are also diabetic is so limiting. Grrrr.

Use corn tortillas! Toast a tortilla, put on wilted spinach, a poached egg, some avocado, salt and pepper.

Or use them in place of toast for scrambled eggs and eggs benedict and such

Meanwhile I am making chocolate ice cream

 

[Dani]

I got first dibs on Alba.

And I fight dirty.

 

[Dani]

Use corn tortillas! Toast a tortilla, put on wilted spinach, a poached egg, some avocado, salt and pepper.

Or use them in place of toast for scrambled eggs and eggs benedict and such

Meanwhile I am making chocolate ice cream

I would need to get up sooooo early for that. Breakfast on a work day needs to be done in under 5 minutes.

 

[Bazal]

Ah yeah that's true. Still, worth it on a non work day