You have don't have to practice law
Eating tinned sketti while waiting for fake tan to dry cos im home all by my onesie. Gonna have a burn the shape of sketti on my right boobie now
Homeland, tuna bake and cheap white wine. Awww yeah.
So pissed off. Been waiting at home all day for a delivery from Startrack, never shows up, so I check the tracker and apparently they tried to deliver it today at 12:30pm... and there is a failed delivery notification in my letterbox. f**king deadshits must have done a drive-by postage, hope the driver dies of AIDs.
New computer. This one is about to die. We have a fairly long drive-way which I am 99.9% sure the guy didn't bother coming up and instead just stuck a failed delivery notice in the letterbox.
Hopefully it's the same guy tomorrow so give him shit for being useless.
Eating tinned sketti while waiting for fake tan to dry cos im home all by my onesie. Gonna have a burn the shape of sketti on my right boobie now
Also, fix the sponsor on the other 3 jerseys and the cowboys have hit the spot with their 2014 strip.
Also, fix the sponsor on the other 3 jerseys and the cowboys have hit the spot with their 2014 strip.
hopefully we dont see the second from the left next year, the play i mean the jersey's fine.
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.