Superthread LVIII - Honouring the mighty Chiko

[Bazal]

Oh god kill me now! My legs are pure owies!

Soft! It's only 41 runs ffs

 

[Bazal]

I wouldn't know it was Sunday unless I was hungover

I may or may not have locked myself out of my hotel room, climbed over the fence, swum to my patio, and slept in the balcony spa. My head hurts and I think I permanently bent my spine.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Soft! It's only 41 runs ffs

Hey, I batted 35 overs for that 41 dammit! And so much god damn running!!!

 

[Apey]

I used to love showers, but even warm showers cause me to get extremely itchy in the sun and I find it incredibly hard to have cold ones... especially in winter, obviously.

I also refuse to leave the house if I haven't had a shower though.

 

[adamkungl]

Last night I was hanging out with my ex and she got hammered and vomited in a taxi and had to lie down on the street for a couple of hours and I gave her my shirt coz she was cold.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Stranger? I'm practically a founding member of this forum ...Tell her Twizz.

Or maybe you should ask Hala if you don't value the opinions of the elderly.

I'm not ageist, but there's times you value the opinions of the elderly, and then there's the sad a realisation, it's time to smother them with a pillow in their sleep, because they've already lost enough dignity.

 

[sportive cupid]

Pretty irresponsible for a supposed counsellor to suggest to someone they have OCD, particularly a stranger on a forum, you're a f**king idiot.

Also i am not, i usually forget to brush my teeth. I just train hard and get very sweaty training.

Oh and I'm not in the business Hon it's just what they say .

Ohh and you got that half right Sugar.

 

[Bazal]

Hey, I batted 35 overs for that 41 dammit! And so much god damn running!!!

That's more boring than Rahul Dravid!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Last night I was hanging out with my ex and she got hammered and vomited in a taxi and had to lie down on the street for a couple of hours and I gave her my shirt coz she was cold.

Friend Zone level a billion.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Oh and I'm not in the business Hon it's just what they say .

Ohh and you got that half right Sugar.

My bad, I always thought social workers were people who failed at becoming psychologists.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

That's more boring than Rahul Dravid!

Well, when I came in we were 3/2, and the two runs were both wides. My job was to get the opening bowlers out of the game. Didn't get off the mark until the 13th over. And the rest of my innings was trying to get singles to get the other bloke who could score quick on strike. So I was pretty stoked I got the job done. Also my highest score since I was 15.

 

[sportive cupid]

My bad, I always thought social workers were people who failed at becoming psychologists.

Well now you know .
They are people who moved past psychology .Its a common misconception amongst the less informed so don't worry too much.

 

[dogslife]

Last night I was hanging out with my ex and she got hammered and vomited in a taxi and had to lie down on the street for a couple of hours and I gave her my shirt coz she was cold.

Man card. Hand it over.

 

[adamkungl]

Man card. Hand it over.

You can take it from my cold dead hands. Pretty sure sitting in the city shirtless, taking care of a lady friend, drankin beers at 3am, results in +manpoints

 

[dogslife]

-20000000000000 if it's your ex

 

[adamkungl]

-20000000000000 if it's your ex

Nah she's a champ.

 

[urban eel]

+1 point If you saw her undies

 

[butchmcdick]

Last night I was hanging out with my ex and she got hammered and vomited in a taxi and had to lie down on the street for a couple of hours and I gave her my shirt coz she was cold.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

 

[dogslife]

I probs should've had a carer at around 3am, where wuz all the hawt ass chicks?

 

[Dani]

I was asleep...