Superthread LXII - Honouring tubers, yams and other root vegetables.

[Bazal]

You never invite me!

Working day 10 of the last 12 later on. The boss actually called in sick because of car trouble. Not even joking. And I've only had a second day off because I took a sickie to see my pop in hospital. I live 45km from work. She lives 4km.

And management question why my back isn't getting any better...no one can ever question my work ethic...

I keep saying, I'm not sure what part of open invite I've miscommunicated

You should just call in sick. f**k em.

 

[Dani]

Open invites don't make a girl feel special!

 

[umina panther]

I has got no open invites from Baz

 

[Bazal]

Well lets be honest. Who wants an open invite to Canberra anyway?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Senses, I want you to know that you p!ss me off just as much as I p!ss you off (well, nearly anyway). You are a disreputable little puke with a gargantuan chip on your shoulder. Everything about you roars asshole. Why don't you go the way of the Balmain Tiger & become extinct? You are already halfway there, having gone the way of the Wests Tiger (irrelevant & dull).

We did spawn the dull mediocrity that is Mitchell Pearce.
You might have a point. For once. I'll allow it.

I like to make the mentally feeble feel as if they have something to live for.


Have a potato.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Well lets be honest. Who wants an open invite to Canberra anyway?

See you at the wig and pen.

 

[Bazal]

I'll be there! I often am...

 

[Dani]

Baz, I wanna go to Questacon when im there for Easter but I fear it won't be as fun as 8 year old Dani remembers.

 

[Bazal]

I haven't been in years. I'm boycotting the place after they got rid of the dinosaurs!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

They f**king what?!

 

[umina panther]

Dani arrrgh haven't thought of that place in like 15 years!

 

[Bazal]

That's Canberra for you. Gets rid of Dinosaurs, builds a Skywhale.

 

[umina panther]

What keeps you in Canberra Baz? Apart from neighbours daughters who put out lol. Just you seem to bag it all the time

 

[Amadaca]

We did spawn the dull mediocrity that is Mitchell Pearce.
You might have a point. For once. I'll allow it.

I like to make the mentally feeble feel as if they have something to live for.


Have a potato.

Take back your forced line drop out-deficient little genius of a halfback & maybe then I will consider your potato offer.

Seriously, how f**king awesome are we, winning a premiership with Pearce as our halfback? Has anyone kept a record of teams through history who've won the crown with a spastic for a 7? We'd have to be damn close to being the greatest team ever to do it with one so bad.

Imagine if we had a Cronk, Thurston or Cherry-Evans. F**k, we'd have won the Minor Premiership by ten points & the GF by 30.

 

[Dutchy]

Orford. 40-0.

We win.

 

[umina panther]

Shane Perry edges Pearce

 

[Amadaca]

Orford. 40-0.

We win.

Our previous barbs aside, you can't seriously compare the Dally M-winning Orford with Pearce. I mean, please. Orford at his best (which certainly covered 2008) was a damn good little footballer --- not the greatest but come on, he was good. Pearce is puke.

 

[Amadaca]

Shane Perry edges Pearce

Maybe, maybe. But they fluked the hell out of their premiership, while we were the best team most of the season, with all the best stats in tow.

 

[Bazal]

What keeps you in Canberra Baz? Apart from neighbours daughters who put out lol. Just you seem to bag it all the time

Well it was the marriage. Now it's money really. Cost of living is outrageous down here which also serves to stop me being able to easily save what I'd need to start up elsewhere. Plus I do have a hell of a lot of mates and my brothers here. I'll get out eventually but with everything with the separation and the anxiety/depression it's gonna be baby steps I reckon. And it's not all bad. Good wines, some great food and easy access to some of the best beaches in the country and the snow. It's not my favourite place but it'll do for a bit until I sort myself out

 

[Amadaca]

Well it was the marriage. Now it's money really. Cost of living is outrageous down here which also serves to stop me being able to easily save what I'd need to start up elsewhere. Plus I do have a hell of a lot of mates and my brothers here. I'll get out eventually but with everything with the separation and the anxiety/depression it's gonna be baby steps I reckon. And it's not all bad. Good wines, some great food and easy access to some of the best beaches in the country and the snow. It's not my favourite place but it'll do for a bit until I sort myself out

Sounds like a tough wicket. Good luck, mate.