Superthread LXV - Honouring Alex McKinnon

[Apey]

Fred has proof (let's not get pedantic/sinister here) he got laid at least once.

Nice one!

 

[Frederick]

Congratulations mate. You must be stoked. All the best

Nice work Fred.

Congrats.

:lol: Oh boy. You realise Admin is higher than Mod, right?



Congrats Papa Fred and Mrs Fred!

Boy or girl?

Congrats, mate! What's the little rugrat going by?

Congrats dude.

Enjoy it

feel free to borrow mine




congrats mate! enjoy what must be a surreal but wonderful day!

Congrats mate. New avatar needed - may I suggest

Well done Fred. Not that you did much, so in reality, well done to your missus.

Congrats Frederick.

Fred has proof (let's not get pedantic/sinister here) he got laid at least once.

Nice one!

Thanks all! Mrs fred gave birth to a healthy baby girl, 7lb14oz, 50cm long.

Had her first contraction at 3am this morning. Got to the hospital by 7. She went into labour at 10:30, and pushed the little one out at 11:24. All without the aid of any ElephantJuice whatsoever. She didn't even use the gas!

 

[Drew-Sta]

Well done!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Congrats dude

 

[Monk]

ex-girlfriend posted "Happy Birthday!! Have a wonderful day x" on my facebook wall.

most creative reply will get posted as a response. kgo.

 

[Monk]

Thanks all! Mrs fred gave birth to a healthy baby girl, 7lb14oz, 50cm long.

Had her first contraction at 3am this morning. Got to the hospital by 7. She went into labour at 10:30, and pushed the little one out at 11:24. All without the aid of any ElephantJuice whatsoever. She didn't even use the gas!

congrats LollyPop

 

[dogslife]

If it came out bearing big financial news I claim no responsibility

 

[Apey]

ex-girlfriend posted "Happy Birthday!! Have a wonderful day x" on my facebook wall.

most creative reply will get posted as a response. kgo.

Would you like to see my birthday suit

 

[dogslife]

ex-girlfriend posted "Happy Birthday!! Have a wonderful day x" on my facebook wall.

most creative reply will get posted as a response. kgo.

Thanks.

But I've got something to tell you... I'm pregnant...

 

[Monk]

dogslife in the lead so far.

 

[thorson1987]

So it's Monk birthday is it?

 

[Apey]

merkin

 

[Monk]

So it's Monk birthday is it?

yesterday nub.

 

[Apey]

ps. happy birthday for yesterday.

 

[dogslife]

Monks not a bad bloke for a Roosters supporting merkinbag

 

[thorson1987]

f**k up Monk.

Happy birthday for yesterday mate.

 

[thorson1987]

Thanks all! Mrs fred gave birth to a healthy baby girl, 7lb14oz, 50cm long.

Had her first contraction at 3am this morning. Got to the hospital by 7. She went into labour at 10:30, and pushed the little one out at 11:24. All without the aid of any ElephantJuice whatsoever. She didn't even use the gas!

 

[muzby]

ex-girlfriend posted "Happy Birthday!! Have a wonderful day x" on my facebook wall.

most creative reply will get posted as a response. kgo.

i'd suggest any one of the following:

• "hey, you finally learned to use a computer. i'm very proud of you, honey"
• "thanks, today has been wonderful so far. spend most of the morning in bed with <insert her best friend's name here>. she says hi!"
• "screw you. my dog died"
• "it's not just a wonderful day, it's a magical day. those herpes you gave me finally seem to have gone away"
• "yep, just turned sweet sixteen. sorry i lied to you and said i was older"
• "thanks. meet you at the hilton hotel, room 218"
• "is that all? i was hoping you'd jump out of a cake for me this year"
• "yeah, um, it's not actually my birthday today. you've been getting it wrong all these years but i didn't have the heart to correct you before"
• "the day was wonderful. until you posted that"
• "thanks, but i don't have much time. they're still after me"

 

[BunniesMan]

My april fools gift was to give you all a BM free forum for 20 hours and 31 minutes.

What a day it's been.

Miranda Kerr posed naked in GQ and talked about being a member of the mile high club, being bisexual and having sex to keep fit. That was great. In many ways a service to humanity.

What was not great was the f**ked up way the How I Met Your Mother finale finished. This was a bigger f**king tragedy than the Red Wedding. How can you ruin 9 years in the last 5 minutes. I've never been this annoyed at a tv show in my life. My favourite sitcom of all time promised such an amazing ending for almost half my life and then they f**k it up so much.

/rant

 

[urban eel]

"thanks, don't worry about the birthday head, you were never much good at it."