Superthread LXVI: Honouring Whinging Dragons Fans

[Bazal]

They're probably thinking why is there a weird looking bloke wearing a bike helmet watching us from the same park bench everyday? It doesn't even look like he owns a bike.

Haha. Well played

 

[Dragon2010]

Remember last week I was saying I freaking hate those little shit teens using Martin Place as their own skate park? Well... now they've certainly done it. They have been using one of those make-shift ramps with astro turf in front of the building next door that's undergoing a restoration, and they're using THAT as their ramp. I don't wish death, illness or injury upon anyone, but in this case, I can make an exception.

I wish them several scraped knees and elbows (considering they aren't wearing pads), and on top of that, I wish them an injury so severe that it'll break their pain threshold barrier that has them crying in unbearable pain. A painful lesson is the only way they'll learn!

Aw....but natural selection is fun.

 

[Bulldog Force]

They're probably thinking why is there a weird looking bloke wearing a bike helmet watching us from the same park bench everyday? It doesn't even look like he owns a bike.

That's it - helmets. The other thing they're not wearing.

Q - Do I have to be wearing a helmet?
A - No, but you might be considered stupid not to. (Except in SA where a bicycle helmet is mandatory)

http://www.skateboardracing.org.au/forum/topics/skateboarding-basic-legal-faq?xg_source=activity

:lol:

Also...

Q - Can I skate on the footpath?
A - Yes. However you must keep to the left of the footpath or shared path unless it is impracticable to do so; and you must give way to any pedestrian (except a person traveling in or on a wheeled recreational device or wheeled toy) who is on the footpath or shared path. On a footpath or shared path bicycle riders must give way to skateboarders.
note: You must not skate on a footpath that has been specifically signposted as no wheeled toys allowed.

These idiots were skating to the right.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Aw....but natural selection is fun.

To some.

 

[Dragon2010]

So go dob them in to mummy?

 

[Bazal]

To some.

Worried you might be selected? If only...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

They're probably thinking why is there a weird looking bloke wearing a bike helmet watching us from the same park bench everyday? It doesn't even look like he owns a bike.

You forgot the Bib... BF is a jumbo bib wearer for sure.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Brett Stewert drinks and drives, gets done for DUI. Glenn Stewert drinks and drives, signs with Souths.

 

[Misanthrope]

Brett Stewart will be at the Green Machine in 2015 at this rate. They love damaged goods.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

would rarther get done DUI

 

[thorson1987]

You're right. How about this?

Sorry Drew, but I laughed way to hard at this due to it being posted by someone studying to be a priest/minister

 

[Bulldog Force]

So go dob them in to mummy?

LOL I can imagine what their mummy would do to them :lol:

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Sorry Drew, but I laughed way to hard at this due to it being posted by someone studying to be a priest/minister

hahaha

reminds of one of the better ones ive come up with on the spot, helping a friend out with some problems that involves frequent trips to weekly meetings a few years ago. On the way to the first one which was at a church the priest that was still around but not involved with the meeting asked to talk to me and without missing a beat I turned around and said "aren't I a bit old for you?".

Went down like a lead balloon

 

[Drew-Sta]

Sorry Drew, but I laughed way to hard at this due to it being posted by someone studying to be a priest/minister

I thought the ironing would be delish ;-)

 

[Rhino_NQ]

bored

 

[Misanthrope]

Ugh. Think I did get that stomach bug that's going around.

Mad gayness in the anus

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Ugh. Think I did get that stomach bug that's going around.

Mad gayness in the anus

johnny cashing it up?

 

[God-King Dean]

The hypocrisy in The Fight Club is hilarious.

 

[Red Bear]

how can you score 4 tries to 3 and still lose ?

be parra

The hypocrisy in The Fight Club is hilarious.

My favourite was when they decried the AFL has homophobic after someones (mayber akermanis) comments.

Probably amongst the several thousand posts by El D, Brutus, Hiney et al that somehow manage to accuse anyone who has watched or played AFL of being gay, decrying it as a game for poofs and so on and so forth.

It's a pathetic collection of individuals in there

 

[butchmcdick]

I enjoy that fact that they seem to have no insight into their behavior

Also El seems to know an aweful lot about AFL for somebody who hates it