Superthread LXVII: Honouring Morgan Freeman on Helium

[Dani]

And you guys know it takes a lot more than that to offend me. But I appreciate the sentiment.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Hi Dani :nwave:

 

[Jason Maher]

You live in Brisbane. I'm surprised you've heard of anything south of the Gold Coast ;-)

You know damn well I was born and raised in NSW.

 

[Jason Maher]

whose halestorm?

Metal band with a hot lead singer. Heavy metal is often a full-on sausage fest, so it's refreshing to discover some bands that at least have a female lead vocalist.

This song is basically a more sadistic version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (note for Hoppity: the lead singer is not actually Avril Lavigne).

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This one was apparently covered by Glee. They must have re-written it from scratch to make it suitable for TV. A country power ballad with loud guitars and lots of swearing.

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[Drew-Sta]

You know damn well I was born and raised in NSW.

So was G.I. ;-)

 

[Jason Maher]

Yes, well GI ain't wearing a New South Wales jersey right now, is he?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Metal band with a hot lead singer. Heavy metal is often a full-on sausage fest, so it's refreshing to discover some bands that at least have a female lead vocalist.

This song is basically a more sadistic version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (note for Hoppity: the lead singer is not actually Avril Lavigne).

[youtube]3QXiJt9N8pA[/youtube]

This one was apparently covered by Glee. They must have re-written it from scratch to make it suitable for TV. A country power ballad with loud guitars and lots of swearing.

[youtube]KC0DNLDXJW8[/youtube]

would bang

 

[Drew-Sta]

Yes, well GI ain't wearing a New South Wales jersey right now, is he?

I'm just suggesting that living in Queensland tends to affect your memory recall of where you're actually from ;-)

 

[Dutchy]

Not wearing pants, mailbox dash on 3!

 

[Ozzy]

You know damn well I was born and raised in NSW.

A redeeming fact. Shame that you're a Dragon supporter.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

im an engineer again on monday, thank f*$k for that

 

[Ozzy]

im an engineer again on monday, thank f*$k for that

Wuns I koodn't spel enjunear now I is won.

What type of Engineer Rhino?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Wuns I koodn't spel enjunear now I is won.

What type of Engineer Rhino?

site engineer = civil, bulk earthworks, roadworks etc

 

[muzby]

A redeeming fact. Shame that you're a Dragon supporter.

rubbish..

being a dragons supporter is an endearing factor...

a recent study showed that:

• being a dragons supporter increases your attractiveness by 18.5%
• people who include red & white in their ensemble for work will have a higher chance of promotion vs other colour schemes
• raising a dragons flag in a street will lift the average house price by $25,000
• children who support the dragons tend to fall in the 95th percentile of excellence in studies
• being a dragons fan makes you more likely to pick up a celebrity
• the cool, clean air of wollongong and kogarah have been shown to extend life expectancy by 3 years in females and 8 years in males
• you can actually fly when you wear a cape and your red v jersey
• over the past 10 years, australia has been led by a dragons supporter for longer than any other team supporter (and seen better economic growth over that period)
• red goes faster. white is pure. dragons supporters are fast & pure.
• clinical evidence proves that dragons fans metabolise carbohydrates better than other fans
• 37% of all non-dragons supporters openly state that they wish they were dragons supporters
• 28% of other non-dragons supporters secrectly wish they were dragons supporters
• the other 49% nominate dragons as their 2nd team
• dragons fans can bend the rules of mathematics & physics

 

[muzby]

What type of Engineer Rhino?

 

[Ozzy]

rubbish..

being a dragons supporter is an endearing factor...


a recent study showed that:

• being a dragons supporter increases your attractiveness by 18.5%
• people who include red & white in their ensemble for work will have a higher chance of promotion vs other colour schemes
• raising a dragons flag in a street will lift the average house price by $25,000
• children who support the dragons tend to fall in the 95th percentile of excellence in studies
• being a dragons fan makes you more likely to pick up a celebrity
• the cool, clean air of wollongong and kogarah have been shown to extend life expectancy by 3 years in females and 8 years in males
• you can actually fly when you wear a cape and your red v jersey
• over the past 10 years, australia has been led by a dragons supporter for longer than any other team supporter (and seen better economic growth over that period)
• red goes faster. white is pure. dragons supporters are fast & pure.
• clinical evidence proves that dragons fans metabolise carbohydrates better than other fans
• 37% of all non-dragons supporters openly state that they wish they were dragons supporters
• 28% of other non-dragons supporters secrectly wish they were dragons supporters
• the other 49% nominate dragons as their 2nd team
• dragons fans can bend the rules of mathematics & physics

9 out of 10 people know that studies and stats are made up. The 10th is just lying to themself.

 

[Ozzy]

site engineer = civil, bulk earthworks, roadworks etc

Cool. Where did you get the job?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Cool. Where did you get the job?

scored one on the GC which i wasn't expecting. Head office is in Logan which is only 30 minutes away and the site is 15 minutes away.

 

[God-King Dean]

im an engineer again on monday, thank f*$k for that

Congrats bro.

Had a job interview today. Went pretty well. Start Monday week if I get it.

 

[Ozzy]

scored one on the GC which i wasn't expecting. Head office is in Logan which is only 30 minutes away and the site is 15 minutes away.

Nice.

Congrats bro.

Had a job interview today. Went pretty well. Start Monday week if I get it.

Congrats GKD. :thumb