Superthread LXVII: Honouring Morgan Freeman on Helium

[Skinner]

'Twould be absolutely fantastic to be at the cricket at Hagley Park

 

[BunniesMan]

And all Victorians, especially AFL players, to be.entombed in the ashes of their ruined city.

Talking about wanting people dead is not funny. It's sick.

 

[Red Bear]

Michael Ennis when he signs for the Sharks

Ennis - "And after playing for Newcastle, the Dragons, that year at Brisbane and my time at Canterbury I'm happy to be playing in the fine city of Canberra"

(official whispers) "Cronulla"

Ennis - "Whatever, shit"

 

[Apey]

Talking about wanting people dead is not funny. It's sick.

Your lack of psychosis is probably the only real difference between you and Elliot Rodger.

 

[BunniesMan]

If they have allowed Lichaa to walk and replaced him with Ennis is there any wonder why the Sharks are a basketcase?

 

[BunniesMan]

Your lack of psychosis is probably the only real difference between you and Elliot Rodger.

I've read his manifesto start to finish and watched many of his videos.

I don't hate women. I don't think I'm entitled to access to women just because I am me. I don't hate people more successful than me.

I might strikeout with women 90% of the time but not once has that made me angry at anybody.

 

[Apey]

I don't hate women. I don't think I'm entitled to access to women just because I am me. I don't hate people more successful than me.

Well yeah that was because he was a deranged lunatic.

Did you read some of his posts (that were archived, they're gone now) on the bodybuilding forum? It was like he had modelled his posting style off you specifically.

 

[Apey]

Replace Elliot Rodger with BunniesMan, and Neiman Marcus sweater/Prada shit with ADIDAS jacket. You'll be amazed.

'Never insult the style of Elliot Rodger. I'm the most stylish person in the world. Just look at my profile pic. That's just one of my fabulous outfits. The sweater I'm wearing in the picture is $500 from Neiman Marcus.'

I do NOT look like a geek in that video. I look exceptionally handsome in the video, see how the sunlight reflects off my beautiful exotic eyes? And that blue sweater I was wearing is by Prada. Geeks don't wear Prada.

'How dare you. My looks are magnificent. I don't care about having a big physique, it doesn't suit me anyways. Girls shouldn't care either... this isn't the stone age anymore where girls go for huge muscular manly men.'

"WHAT?! I am a beauty. How dare you. Girls should be fawning over me.
You're just jealous. "

 

[Misanthrope]

Why didn't you just do it for us and save us having to use our imagination?

 

[BunniesMan]

Replace Elliot Rodger with BunniesMan, and Neiman Marcus sweater/Prada shit with ADIDAS jacket. You'll be amazed.

Except when I do stuff like talk in 3rd person I'm clearly taking the piss.

And why was he on a bodybuilding forum if he didn't want a bigger physique?

 

[Bazal]

Talking about wanting people dead is not funny. It's sick.

People? I said AFL players so I.don't see the problem

 

[Apey]

Except when I do stuff like talk in 3rd person I'm clearly taking the piss.

And why was he on a bodybuilding forum if he didn't want a bigger physique?

Well when I read his stuff (even after it happened) I thought he had to be taking the piss too...

And who knows.

Why didn't you just do it for us and save us having to use our imagination?

Just imagine if I had done that and not mentioned anything beforehand, hands up if you would have thought it was straight from BM on LU :lol:

 

[BunniesMan]

Just imagine if I had done that and not mentioned anything beforehand, hands up if you would have thought it was straight from BM on LU :lol:

Anyone of intelligence would know by the absence of post links.

Sif I'd ever wear Prada. Chicks brad.

 

[ek999]

That's why he said change it to Adidas...

 

[thorson1987]

You really are geniused aren't you BM

 

[Rhino_NQ]

evening

 

[Rhino_NQ]

You really are geniused aren't you BM

you're only just coming to this conclusion?

 

[ek999]

Replace Elliot Rodger with BunniesMan, and Neiman Marcus sweater/Prada shit with ADIDAS jacket. You'll be amazed.

That is a scarily accurate observation too

 

[woodyk2]

An epic meal was consumed.

 

[HowHigh]

Police said the woman said she had to go and as she was walking away the man slapped her on her backside.
The man is described as being of Caucasian appearance, skinny and aged in his forties. He was last seen wearing a floral dress, shiny women’s tights, a zip-up striped jacket, yellow cap and black reading glasses.