Superthread LXVII: Honouring Morgan Freeman on Helium

[Bazal]

they smell and have cooties

Well stop picking up in Wallsend

 

[Rhino_NQ]

sorry

 

[muzby]

I go on a date last night and all she talks about , well complains about is her CURRENT boyfriend. Wtf?

hopefully you and the missus weren't out on role-play date night, otherwise she may be trying to tell you something..

 

[dogslife]

Woody dates?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

couldn't tell you the last date i was on

 

[Drew-Sta]

Didn't you have some lass courting you from the service station up in that tiny town you worked in Rhino?

 

[Dani]

Been on two dates in my entire life.

One was horrible. One was awesome.

 

[DB]

How was the latest one?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Didn't you have some lass courting you from the service station up in that tiny town you worked in Rhino?

indeed, so late November was the last time

 

[Jason Maher]

So the great Michael Witt's career might be over. Has any checked that wittyfan is ok?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

evening

 

[Misanthrope]

How was the latest one?

Given that she's told us about the awful one before, I'm going to assume the recent one was also the awesome one.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Burnt the roof of my mouth on some pizza. Now everything tastes like pain

 

[Didgi]

Rookie. Just started on mine, I believe the key is to allow it to sit for 5 minutes while obtaining beer.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Hunger over rode good judgement

 

[Misanthrope]

Thinking I'll order pizza tonight too. The ayi's chicken wings didn't take the edge off, and I need something greasy to line my stomach.

 

[Dani]

How was the latest one?

Well. He asked me to be his girlfriend. So pretty good I'm guessing.

 

[Dutchy]

STFU.

Afternoon everyone else.

Why are you such an asshole?

Was only gonna ask you a question.

 

[butchmcdick]

Poms doing well v the all blacks

 

[Misanthrope]

Well. He asked me to be his girlfriend. So pretty good I'm guessing.

People actually ask that as a question?

I thought it kind of happened organically within a relationship and, eventually, you just sort of confirmed that it was the case one night after sex.