one of my favourite indoor soccer moments was back in high school when i was playing..
i was also playing league at the time, and was team goal kicker..
i got a penalty shot in soccer and as i was lining it up, the keeper said "just don't hit me in the nuts.. i copped one there last week and it hurt like hell"
so i lined up the shot, the same way i would for a conversion..
took the kick..
dead straight, just like a conversion..
but straight into the face of the keeper, knocking him out for a second..
as he was coming to, i said "at least it wasn't your nuts this time.."
i don't think he knew where he was or what just happened..