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Superthread LXXI - Honouring Phil Hughes. 63*

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muzby

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Dear James Squire,

It has been recently brought to my attention that you have furthered your distribution of your bottled fermented malt beverage range through the introduction of one 'hop thief' ale, which i have previously only been able to procure via the means of visiting a licenced premise to which a barkeep could then fill my cup for me to savour.

Whilst I appreciate your entrepreneurship in growing distribution of such a fine beverage, I must at this point bid you a gentlemanly 'f**k you' for allowing said bottled beverage to be brought to my attention on a Wednesday night.

Your recent efforts will hence force hinder my efforts to obtain the most productive Thursday possible and I feel this is somehow part of your overall plan to encourage me to invest more of my finances into your business in return for liquid hoppy goodness.

I'm watching you.

Yours sincerely,

muzby
 

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Dear James Squire,

It has been recently brought to my attention that you have furthered your distribution of your bottled fermented malt beverage range through the introduction of one 'hop thief' ale, which i have previously only been able to procure via the means of visiting a licenced premise to which a barkeep could then fill my cup for me to savour.

Whilst I appreciate your entrepreneurship in growing distribution of such a fine beverage, I must at this point bid you a gentlemanly 'f**k you' for allowing said bottled beverage to be brought to my attention on a Wednesday night.

Your recent efforts will hence force hinder my efforts to obtain the most productive Thursday possible and I feel this is somehow part of your overall plan to encourage me to invest more of my finances into your business in return for liquid hoppy goodness.

I'm watching you.

Yours sincerely,

muzby

This calls for a Thursday 'sickie'. No one will see it coming Muz... it's not Monday or Friday ;-)
 

muzby

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i don't take sickies.. I consider it as theft..

even if i do have a big night I'll back it up the next day if i have to work...
 
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