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Are the Eurovision organisers allergic to ratings?
Tinder is f**king hilarious. I love hearing stories about the unhinged Hongkonese girls my coworkers meet through it.
afternoon
our fijian plant manager passed away in his sleep last night, his little excavator he owned that he leased out to the company just got taken away. Everyone that was in the yard stood by as a guard of honour as it left the gate. Was only 42
Tinder is a f**king freak-show. I love it.
I've met a bunch of girls of it, but most of them tend to quickly go down the path of "I want a relationship" before I've gotten so much as a wristie. Attracting the wrong crowd.
Haven't tried it much here in China yet. I don't find the locals particularly attractive, but I'll try anything once. Twice if it feels good.
Porking the pooper... Words I never thought I'd hear uttered.
A lovely gesture. Did he have any kids?
3, and being Fijian about 300 more relatives. We actually lived on the same block at different times in cairns when I was a little kid
Porking the pooper... Words I never thought I'd hear uttered.
I have achieved the impossible. I have a date with a human woman.
Worship me as your new God!!!