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Superthread XIX

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DB

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I agree DK

I could never have two accounts.... I'd get confused with who I am supposed to be.
 
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Does anyone know how to work a clothes iron...

1. Buy a clothes iron
2. Hand it to girlfriend
3. Wait 5 minutes
4. Clothes should be ironed
5. If 4 = untrue then
6. Lay the smack down
7. Wait further 2 minutes
8. Clothes should be ironed
9. If 8 = untrue then
10. Replace girlfriend with more obedient model.
 

Joker's Wild

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Never feed your girlfriend after midnight, get them wet or expose them to sunlight other wise they turn into savage, foul tempered and destructive creatures called a "wife".
 
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Never feed your girlfriend after midnight, get them wet or expose them to sunlight other wise they turn into savage, foul tempered and destructive creatures called a "wife".

Yeah, if there's one thing guaranteed to turn a gorgeous loving girlfriend into a fat obnoxious bitch, it's a wedding ring...
 
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