Superthread XLIX - Honouring Jumpin Jackass

[Dragon2010]

Who said you had to follow the bro-code? Rules exist to be broken...

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I've already taken:
1x 15mg of Oxycontin
2x ibuprofen
2x Panamax
1x Lyrica

How the f*ck am I still wake. COFFEE!

I read that last one as lycra.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Who said you had to follow the bro-code? Rules exist to be broken...

Because not following some sort of moral code or ethics will quickly see that you have no bro's to apply the code to.

 

[BunniesMan]

Who said you had to follow the bro-code? Rules exist to be broken...

Yes but if you break this very stupid rule you can be considered the worlds worst person.

Why cant you do a friends ex. They're not with them anymore. Why should you be forbidden from going there. ITS UNFAIR.

BRO CODE IS STUPID

 

[dogslife]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Psssssst. I think bunniesman is gay.

 

[Dragon2010]

Because not following some sort of moral code or ethics will quickly see that you have no bro's to apply the code to.

Shh...I was trying to troll to see people's reactions.

BM. Look. My mate dated a girl for a few months- she was quite attractive. Afterwards, she started talking to one of my other friends and texting him.etc. He started taking a liking to her so he asked his mate (One who dated the girl) if he could ask her out. He had no problems with it and wished him his best. They've been dating 1.5years now and she hangs around his ex and everything.

 

[dogslife]

Menage a trois?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Menage a trois?

No thanks, Clifford is all yours.

 

[HowHigh]

It's unfair how bro code basically states all of your friends own all of the vaginas they've ever seen at least in terms of you not being allowed near them. So unfair.


A big part of me wishes I didn't.

Lucky for you then seeing as you only like the dick

 

[BDR]

Holy shit Melbourne was fun, spent most of it eating delicious food and watching sport.

Highlight was seeing that lad in an elmo suit playing bagpipes every day.

 

[BDR]

Also there is nothing wrong with giving a mate's ex a taste of the D. Relationships are a no go though.

If she ever says anything just deny it, who's going to believe their ex girlfriend?

 

[Dani]

Holy shit Melbourne was fun, spent most of it eating delicious food and watching sport.

Highlight was seeing that lad in an elmo suit playing bagpipes every day.

Melbourne is pretty awesome. Where'd you eat?

 

[BDR]

I can't remember all of them, but my favourite was a place called Captain Melville's or something like that.

Incredibly good, I just wanted to keep eating all day.

 

[Dutchy]

Oh a topic I can contribute to!

1) Ex- Girlfriends.

Recently, a fella from our group of friends + footy club (no-one really likes him though) broke up with his stunner of a girlfriend, only god knows how he had her tp begin with. Anyway, on the weekend, like 2-3 days after the break up, two of my best mates, went around to her house and tag-teamed her.

Many lols and jokes have been had so far.

2) Mates Sisters!

Been down this track quite a bit, go for it. Touch my sister though, and I KEEEEEL YOU! Hypocrite you say! My mates sisters have all been around 20-30. My sis is 16.

 

[Dutchy]

And a song we are singing after our Victory song from now on..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V6T0lJc3dU

 

[dogslife]

I had a parmie the size of my leg at one of the pubs in St Kilda, maybe the best meal I've ever eaten

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Depends how close a friend the guy is.

Hang out every week, don't go there. Hang out once a month... Depends how hot she is and how much you value the friendship. Probably best to ask your mate first. Hang out with the guy only on the odd occasion... Bombs away!

Some of my mates are pretty promiscuous. If I'd have adhered to the bro code when I was younger, that would have wiped out about 80% of my possibilities straight off the bat.

I also find that it depends on how big the relationship was between your mate and his ex. If he thought she was the one and she broke his heart, then yeah, it's probably a bad idea. If he was just banging her for the fun of it, chances are, he won't care. Hell, he'll probably be happy to have someone he can compare notes with.

 

[BunniesMan]

Oh a topic I can contribute to!

1) Ex- Girlfriends.

Recently, a fella from our group of friends + footy club (no-one really likes him though) broke up with his stunner of a girlfriend, only god knows how he had her tp begin with. Anyway, on the weekend, like 2-3 days after the break up, two of my best mates, went around to her house and tag-teamed her.

Many lols and jokes have been had so far.

2) Mates Sisters!

Been down this track quite a bit, go for it. Touch my sister though, and I KEEEEEL YOU! Hypocrite you say! My mates sisters have all been around 20-30. My sis is 16.

So what you're saying is...completely legal.

Personally the thing with sisters is as long as the guy is taking it seriously and not just messing around then I'm fine with it. But if it's the old sweettalk->bang->doiknowyou game then we have a problem.

And sounds like that stunner ex girlfriend is a lot of fun. Phone number please?

 

[Dragon2010]

LOL at Number1 Dutchy. That's a classic.