Superthread XLVIII - Honouring Those who won FFB awards.

[Different kind of Rabbit]

The sole point of attending lectures is to observe hotties...

I used to benchmark all the hotties in the first lecture or two of each new subject.

Then I used to plan my seating arrangements around them.

If I turned up to a lecture and couldn't sit next to one of them, I'd piss off to the uni bar and play pool instead.

I was quite possibly the worst Uni student of all time...

 

[Didgi]

You spelt best wrong

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I remember one 3rd year subject I had, 10% of the mark was based on attendance at tutorials, otherwise it was a technical fail. I went to the first 2 and never went back again. For 70% for participation and attendance...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Here are a few of the rules I lived by at Uni-

- If an assessment is worth less than 10%, don't bother.
- If you can't sit next to a hottie at a lecture - proceed to the bar
- If you can't understand the lecturer - proceed to the bar
- If you don't like the lecturer - proceed to the bar
- Assignment not ready when due? Miss Uni and fake illness.
- Group assignment? Make sure you get in a smart group. When the work is split up, make sure you pick the easiest bit, like the introduction or a summary or something. Anything you can do, by looking at eveyone else's work first.
- Driving past Uni is classified as attenting Uni, if anyone asks.

Make friends with a group of smart girls who are in your course and doing the same subjects as you. Girls are usually always easier to borrow stuff off / bludge course notes. They tend to feel sorry for you if you are underprepared and will help you out. And while I'm on this point-

- Don't ever buy a textbook for any subject ever. That is what the library and your friends are for. Borrow their books and photocopy anything you need.
- Always borrow someone else's study notes and copy.

If you have formed this friendship with the group of females mentioned above, you will have no problem with either of the last two points, ever.

It's been a while now since I was at Uni so I may have forgotten a few bits and pieces. If I remember more, I'll post them.

 

[Red Bear]

Here are a few of the rules I lived by at Uni-

- If an assessment is worth less than 10%, don't bother.
- If you can't sit next to a hottie at a lecture - proceed to the bar
- If you can't understand the lecturer - proceed to the bar
- If you don't like the lecturer - proceed to the bar
- Assignment not ready when due? Miss Uni and fake illness.
- Group assignment? Make sure you get in a smart group. When the work is split up, make sure you pick the easiest bit, like the introduction or a summary or something. Anything you can do, by looking at eveyone else's work first.
- Driving past Uni is classified as attenting Uni, if anyone asks.

Make friends with a group of smart girls who are in your course and doing the same subjects as you. Girls are usually always easier to borrow stuff off / bludge course notes. They tend to feel sorry for you if you are underprepared and will help you out. And while I'm on this point-

- Don't ever buy a textbook for any subject ever. That is what the library and your friends are for. Borrow their books and photocopy anything you need.
- Always borrow someone else's study notes and copy.

If you have formed this friendship with the group of females mentioned above, you will have no problem with either of the last two points, ever.

It's been a while now since I was at Uni so I may have forgotten a few bits and pieces. If I remember more, I'll post them.

yes.

Got on the desk with the smart girl last session at uni, saved my arse really.

Didnt buy a textbook the last couple of years, you can find what you need at the library and journal articles are always a much better source for anything you want ot justify.

 

[Alba]

I have to stop napping when I get home from work screws my overnight sleeping up, but I'm so tired all the goddamn time

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Only first semester noobs buy textbooks.

 

[woodyk2]

Cooking smells here are awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rest of the street will be wondering who is cooking.

 

[Dragon2010]

Hm, must not read or take in bad Uni habits from this thread.

 

[Monk]

Hmm.. to eat chilli pizza or not...

 

[woodyk2]

lol@ anyone over 23 still living with their parents.

 

[Dragon2010]

lol@ anyone over 23 still living with their parents.

Reason for that being, what exactly?

 

[Drew-Sta]

Home made hamburgers - yum!

 

[Twizzle]

I have to stop napping when I get home from work screws my overnight sleeping up, but I'm so tired all the goddamn time

Is the Sugar House Casino open today ?

No tornados around ?

 

[woodyk2]

Reason for that being, what exactly?

Freeloading parasite factor.

 

[woodyk2]

Home made hamburgers - yum!

Homemade beef curry pie here,the smell is devine.

 

[Alba]

lol@ anyone over 23 still living with their parents.

I wish I could live with my parents. It's a good way to save, nothing wrong with that

 

[woodyk2]

I wish I could live with my parents. It's a good way to save, nothing wrong with that

Yeah great for the parents.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

dont think i'd be able to live with my parents again, dont get me wrong i love them to death but they both last their minds along time ago. I do miss my dog though

 

[Alba]

Yeah great for the parents.

Most parents wouldn't mind helping their kids get ahead in life. I'm not talking the centrelink bludging, do nothing with your life type, I'm talkin the working hard and saving for a deposit on your own house type. If you can help your kids, why wouldn't you?