Superthread XXIX

[DragonPunk]

f**k. That's where I was going wrong!

Yes! Next lesson: How to button a shirt or just wear T-Shirts.

 

[Jason Maher]

Why do guys find it so hard to get into a pair of pants, it's one foot after each other!

That's all well and good, so long as you're not stuck in a hotel in Memphis with no idea how you got there or where your trousers might be located... ;-)

 

[abpanther]

f**k. That's where I was going wrong!

Haha, where's the manual!

 

[Hallatia]

So Hal does that generalisation mean every guy that is nice to you just wants to root ya?

You go girl!

No, the ones who aren't nice to me want to root me too

 

[abpanther]

Skinny jeans on guys should be outlawed IMO

 

[Cliffhanger]

The rat didn't smell that bad. I couldn't hide my eagerness to dissect it, everyone in my prac class thinks I'm a sociopath.

One guy cut his rat's heart out and put it in the rats mouth and made it chew it.

 

[BunniesMan]

There is still a chance that people you've met could be serial killers

So true. See you are smart and logical too. And beside the occasional hostility directed at me and the fact you think I'm female, you're nice. Saying that does not mean I'm trying to seduce you.

 

[abpanther]

No, the ones who aren't nice to me want to root me too

You must get plenty of offers then

 

[DragonPunk]

Skinny jeans on guys should be outlawed IMO

Agreed.

or have their testicles removed, they are already halfway there by wearing them.

 

[abpanther]

The rat didn't smell that bad. I couldn't hide my eagerness to dissect it, everyone in my prac class thinks I'm a sociopath.

One guy cut his rat's heart out and put it in the rats mouth and made it chew it.

You always end up doing funny shit like that, have you pithed a frog yet? That's pretty tough

 

[Jobdog]

Haha, where's the manual!

See, this is one of life's great mysteries. Why every f**king thing you buy has a user manual. But a pair of pants? Nowhere to be seen!

 

[abpanther]

Agreed.

or have their testicles removed, they are already halfway there by wearing them.

Absolutely

Makes them look like they have clown feet also

 

[Hallatia]

You must get plenty of offers then

yeah, but I spoil them with my hostility

 

[Jason Maher]

I'm rarely in genuine troll mode.

The vast majority of my posts here have either been jokes or genuine conversation. Like this current post. I rarely shit stir for the sake of shit stirring.

For example today I said the hypothetical backrow of Burgess, DT and Te'o would be the greatest back row of the modern era. I genuinely meant that.

Sometimes people just see opinion they disagree with and assume it's trolling when it might just be a different person coming to a different conclusion.

:lol:

90% of your posts are trolling. I don't believe for one second you genuinely have that high an opinion of yourself. I prefer to give you the benefit of the doubt that it's all a persona, rather than you being the single biggest douchebag to ever grace these forums.

 

[BunniesMan]

Skinny jeans on guys should be outlawed IMO

FMD. I agree with AB.

I genuinely don't understand where guys fit their junk into skinny jeans. And no I'm not trying to boast about my size. Just the thought of the old carrot and potatoes squashed into tight skinny jeans is painful to think about.

I'd vote for any party that ran on a "ban skinny jeans" platform.

 

[BunniesMan]

:lol:

90% of your posts are trolling. I don't believe for one second you genuinely have that high an opinion of yourself. I prefer to give you the benefit of the doubt that it's all a persona, rather than you being the single biggest douchebag to ever grace these forums.

Like the "forum heavyweight champion" stuff. That's just lighthearted banter.

In general I'm proud of myself, consider myself to have an above average IQ, taller than average, fairly fit, more or less don't have too many problems with chicks (besides understanding them). I think I provide good value to my mates as a friend and to girlfriends as a boyfriend.

Some people might see that as arrogance. It's not intended to be that.

FWIW I like you, you seem relatively decent compared to some on here. Being a dual-codeist as I like to call it gives people bonus points in my books.

 

[DragonPunk]

Absolutely

Makes them look like they have clown feet also

Add a red nose and a wig, we could have hipster clowns.

 

[abpanther]

I also think a lot of girls should not wear tights, can be very unflattering

 

[abpanther]

Hey BM, Mansour is starting for the Panthers this week, rate him?

 

[Jobdog]

Like the "forum heavyweight champion" stuff. That's just lighthearted banter.

In general I'm proud of myself, consider myself to have an above average IQ, taller than average, fairly fit, more or less don't have too many problems with chicks (besides understanding them). I think I provide good value to my mates as a friend and to girlfriends as a boyfriend.

Some people might see that as arrogance. It's not intended to be that.

Oh, so you're one of those blokes that I like to refer to as douchebags? Walk around like they're 6ft tall and bullet proof? Them?