Superthread XXV

[Joker's Wild]

We need to start a "LU relationship advice" thread

Use our powers for good and all that

 

[StormChaser]

Set that shit up JW, peeps will flock from far and wide to get our expert help on their relationship.....................then probs slash their wrists but still, topnotch idea.

 

[adamkungl]

Set that shit up JW, peeps will flock from far and wide to get our expert help on their relationship.....................then probs slash their wrists but still, topnotch idea.

:lol: Can you imagine basing a relationship on advice from LU...ohgod...

 

[Dani]

I can see the thread now. Mass orgies will follow.

 

[adamkungl]

Here's a question - do chicks ever change their mind? (I dont mean in the general sense. We all know chicks change their mind about everything constantly.) I mean, what are the odds of me actually ever getting anywhere with the chick I asked out like 5 months ago....

 

[perverse]

yes, they do kungl. persistence is pretty much at the top of "how to get the girl" list. they're not as strong willed as they look. break 'em.

... and don't think romance is dead for a second, either. a simple piece of poetry where she will find it... a flower a day... cheesey shit works. in fact, just about anything works if you commit to it. women love to be pursued... it is their thing.

mind you, i'm not going to claim a 100% strike rate on this theory... but i've always said, if you want something. if you really f**king want it... you will fight for it.

 

[adamkungl]

but i've always said, if you want something. if you really f**king want it... you will fight for it.

Same. I'm stupidly persistent with pretty much anything. Hence my current predicament

 

[StormChaser]

Here's a question - do chicks ever change their mind? (I dont mean in the general sense. We all know chicks change their mind about everything constantly.) I mean, what are the odds of me actually ever getting anywhere with the chick I asked out like 5 months ago....

Can't speak for all chicks but I change my mind every ten minutes let alone five months! Give it another shot Kungls, the mo might get her over the line. Flavour saver! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Joker's Wild]

Agree with pervy here. 60% of the time, persistence works every time

 

[adamkungl]

the mo might get her over the line. Flavour saver! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha...last year she told my now-ex-girlfriend to stop sleeping with me unless i shaved it. Ex-missus said she couldn't go without :lol: highlight of my movember career.

In other news, I bought a new suit for this party coming up this weekend pretty much just to look classy in front of her...fml

 

[perverse]

little piece of poetry that got me in hardcaw last time, and this was after being a total drunken tithead the previous time i saw her and getting her name completely wrong:

So sorry i forgot your name,
The drinks you serve me, i must blame.
Your beauty too, sent me insane.
Please... come and speak to me again?

written on the back of a coaster with a little smiley at the bottom. seriously, it doesn't have to be elaborate... just put in a tad of f**king effort. if you can whip a little bit of humour in there, then big time bonus points. even if it comes across as lame, chicks dig that too. you honestly can't lose... it's almost cheating.

 

[adamkungl]

:lol: nice.

 

[Cliffhanger]

You really dont understand men at all do you

So he just really wanted to look at himself then?

 

[Jobdog]

yes, they do kungl. persistence is pretty much at the top of "how to get the girl" list. they're not as strong willed as they look. break 'em.

... and don't think romance is dead for a second, either. a simple piece of poetry where she will find it... a flower a day... cheesey shit works. in fact, just about anything works if you commit to it. women love to be pursued... it is their thing.

mind you, i'm not going to claim a 100% strike rate on this theory... but i've always said, if you want something. if you really f**king want it... you will fight for it.

Amen. Pretty much my philosophy on life, which probably won't help my current predicament :lol:

 

[StormChaser]

I'm off to play mixed indoor netball. Haven't played since year 10, will probs have a heart attack and die. Was nice knowing you all.

 

[Hallatia]

little piece of poetry that got me in hardcaw last time, and this was after being a total drunken tithead the previous time i saw her and getting her name completely wrong:

So sorry i forgot your name,
The drinks you serve me, i must blame.
Your beauty too, sent me insane.
Please... come and speak to me again?

written on the back of a coaster with a little smiley at the bottom. seriously, it doesn't have to be elaborate... just put in a tad of f**king effort. if you can whip a little bit of humour in there, then big time bonus points. even if it comes across as lame, chicks dig that too. you honestly can't lose... it's almost cheating.

I like the words of John Prine. If I was ever going to try to start something with a guy, my line would be "Do you like me? Well I hope you do, because if you like me, then I think I'm gonna have to like you too"
I <3 that song.

 

[Didgi]

I'm off to play mixed indoor netball. Haven't played since year 10, will probs have a heart attack and die. Was nice knowing you all.

Thought Shireboy would've got your fitness up?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Agree with pervy here. 60% of the time, persistence works every time

:lol:

 

[The.X.Factor9]

Today has been a sl*t of a day !

 

[Didgi]

I'm going to kneecap the next merkin that posts about that f**k ugly Reece Mastin guy.