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I'm going to try and have a proper look at the World Cup and see how it has been diabolically unbalanced and rigged towards the top teams. I stress that this is just my own opinion, so if you are intolerant of other people's views, or blush at the first sign of the f**k word, I suggest you get out of this thread now!
I realise that any world sporting competition is going to attract a wealth of teams that aren't up to the standard. For example, Eric the Eel at the 2000 Olympics, Eddie the Eagle, Namibia in the Cricket World Cup, etc etc etc
So, it doesn't bother me in the least that teams such as Georgia, Uruguay and Namibia are competiting. Hooray for them.
However, the manner that the competition has been scheduled leaves little to be desired from the organisers.
Two contrasting examples here - Australia and Italy.
Australia start with the opener against Argentina in Sydney on October 10.
They then have eight days break to their Brisbane appointment with Romania
Another seven days later, it's Namibia in Adelaide.
Finally, a week later, Ireland in Melbourne.
On the other hand, Italy start with the All Blacks on October 11. Three days later, Tonga in Canberra. Six days later, Canada in Canberra, five days later, Wales in Canberra.
Australia plays four games in three weeks. Italy plays four games in two weeks. Where is the sense in that?
If Italy finishes second in their pool, not entirely impossible considering they have the likes of Canada, Tonga and Wales to get over, they then have two weeks break to prepare for a quarter-final showdown, most likely with South Africa.
I realise Italy may not have the 'pull' of the Wallabies when it comes to ratings but this seems a bit unbalanced.
Another humongous beef I have is against the reporting of rugby union in the newspapers of this country. The media are using tactics that would not have been out of place in Germany 1938. Take away the glitter and glam and what do we have? Just a bunch of ordinary blokes (half of whom look like as though they've either been smashed with the ugly stick, or eaten it for lunch) who have been placed on this extraordinary pedastal.
Anyway, pool by pool.....
Pool A
I except a massive wave of xenophobic jingoism to sweep the Wannabes to four straight wins, with Ireland finishing in second spot. Romania and Namibia will not win a game, except for when they play each other.
Pool B
France will shit it in, with Scotland claiming second. Fiji will slaughter the Yanks and Japanese.
Pool C
Only one game that counts in this pool - Eng v South Africa. Georgia v Uruguay will be one of the worst attended matches, marginally behind the Namibia-Romania blockbuster in Launceston
Pool D
NZ first, daylight second. I guess is that Wales will bomb out badly. Ironically, the presence of four mediocre teams will ensure this is one of the more competitive pools (except when NZ are playing)
My 'Predictions' for the Quarter-Finals
QF1 - Winner D v Runner up C at Melbourne
New Zealand to beat South Africa
Why oh why oh why would the ARU want to schedule a NZ v South African quarter-final, or even have NZ and England beat in this match and not in the final. Doesn't make any sense to me.
QF2 - Winner A v Runner up B at Brisbane
Australia to beat Scotland
Does anyone really think Scotland is going to provide a challenge? Really? Another wankfest of Waltzing Matilda and obese men in yellow hugging and touching each other. Mass europhia when Australia wins 48-3, with 12 penalties.
QF3 - Winner B v Runner up A at Melbourne
France v Ireland or Argentina
Possibly the best quarter-final, pity no-one will watch it
QF4 - Winner Cv Runner up D at Brisbane
England v Wales/Tonga/Canada/Italy
Slaughter
SF1 - Winner First QF v Winner Second QF at Sydney
New Zealand v Australia
The 'dream' ends here, with 100,000 yellow clad people hopefully jumping off the Sydney Harbour Bridge and saving us from another 'rousing' rendition of Waltzing Matilda.
SF2 - Winner Third QF v Winner Fourth QF at Sydney
France v England
Who cares?
Playoff at Sydney
France v Australia
Who honestly gives a flying figg? Should be a good introduction for the new wallaby captain and coach after the execution of Gregan and Jones by media.
World Cup Final......ah who cares. Bring on the cricket!
Now, you might read this and deduce that I don't really like rugby. That's true. It really gives me the willies how the ARU can make mountains out of bloody molehills. The RWC will be a great event. People will turn up (even in Launceston and Gosford) and watch some good matches. BUT what will happen when November 23 comes around and the show leaves town? Will rugby prosper to new and great heights, as Hypocrite O'Neill has touted?
Think of the Soccer World Cup in USA in 1994. Did it suddenly leap up and kill of the NFL, NBL, NHL and baseball? No, in fact all interest in the sport died in its arse soon after and only through GRASSROOTS work did the USA make the quarters in the last Soccer WC.
GRASSROOTS. They didn't sign Michael Jordan and John Elway and show them a soccer ball and a fat cheque. The ARU has, in my opinion, shot itself in the foot by signing Sailor et.al from league. It has essentially said to the young tyro who has played rugby all his life 'we don't care about you or how loyal you are to us. We're only after results.'
Without the solid foundation, rugby union cannot sustain this level of interest in itself. Who really gets excited when the Waratahs beat the Golden Ducks 89-54? Or Queensland beating the Waitangi Warriors 78-67?
I've gone off on a bit of a tangent, and accordingly I'll end it here. But be warned, rugby followers - the World Cup is not the culumination of the battle to win hearts and minds of fans of other sports. It is only the beginning. Look at the Swans when they were bloody hopeless last year - no-one would be seen dead at the SCG. What will happen when inevitably they will miss the finals in the future?
To quote a great Australian poet (whose name escapes me) in The Australiase:
Fame is f**king fleeting
Life is f**king short
What's the use of wasting it
All on f**king sport?
I realise that any world sporting competition is going to attract a wealth of teams that aren't up to the standard. For example, Eric the Eel at the 2000 Olympics, Eddie the Eagle, Namibia in the Cricket World Cup, etc etc etc
So, it doesn't bother me in the least that teams such as Georgia, Uruguay and Namibia are competiting. Hooray for them.
However, the manner that the competition has been scheduled leaves little to be desired from the organisers.
Two contrasting examples here - Australia and Italy.
Australia start with the opener against Argentina in Sydney on October 10.
They then have eight days break to their Brisbane appointment with Romania
Another seven days later, it's Namibia in Adelaide.
Finally, a week later, Ireland in Melbourne.
On the other hand, Italy start with the All Blacks on October 11. Three days later, Tonga in Canberra. Six days later, Canada in Canberra, five days later, Wales in Canberra.
Australia plays four games in three weeks. Italy plays four games in two weeks. Where is the sense in that?
If Italy finishes second in their pool, not entirely impossible considering they have the likes of Canada, Tonga and Wales to get over, they then have two weeks break to prepare for a quarter-final showdown, most likely with South Africa.
I realise Italy may not have the 'pull' of the Wallabies when it comes to ratings but this seems a bit unbalanced.
Another humongous beef I have is against the reporting of rugby union in the newspapers of this country. The media are using tactics that would not have been out of place in Germany 1938. Take away the glitter and glam and what do we have? Just a bunch of ordinary blokes (half of whom look like as though they've either been smashed with the ugly stick, or eaten it for lunch) who have been placed on this extraordinary pedastal.
Anyway, pool by pool.....
Pool A
I except a massive wave of xenophobic jingoism to sweep the Wannabes to four straight wins, with Ireland finishing in second spot. Romania and Namibia will not win a game, except for when they play each other.
Pool B
France will shit it in, with Scotland claiming second. Fiji will slaughter the Yanks and Japanese.
Pool C
Only one game that counts in this pool - Eng v South Africa. Georgia v Uruguay will be one of the worst attended matches, marginally behind the Namibia-Romania blockbuster in Launceston
Pool D
NZ first, daylight second. I guess is that Wales will bomb out badly. Ironically, the presence of four mediocre teams will ensure this is one of the more competitive pools (except when NZ are playing)
My 'Predictions' for the Quarter-Finals
QF1 - Winner D v Runner up C at Melbourne
New Zealand to beat South Africa
Why oh why oh why would the ARU want to schedule a NZ v South African quarter-final, or even have NZ and England beat in this match and not in the final. Doesn't make any sense to me.
QF2 - Winner A v Runner up B at Brisbane
Australia to beat Scotland
Does anyone really think Scotland is going to provide a challenge? Really? Another wankfest of Waltzing Matilda and obese men in yellow hugging and touching each other. Mass europhia when Australia wins 48-3, with 12 penalties.
QF3 - Winner B v Runner up A at Melbourne
France v Ireland or Argentina
Possibly the best quarter-final, pity no-one will watch it
QF4 - Winner Cv Runner up D at Brisbane
England v Wales/Tonga/Canada/Italy
Slaughter
SF1 - Winner First QF v Winner Second QF at Sydney
New Zealand v Australia
The 'dream' ends here, with 100,000 yellow clad people hopefully jumping off the Sydney Harbour Bridge and saving us from another 'rousing' rendition of Waltzing Matilda.
SF2 - Winner Third QF v Winner Fourth QF at Sydney
France v England
Who cares?
Playoff at Sydney
France v Australia
Who honestly gives a flying figg? Should be a good introduction for the new wallaby captain and coach after the execution of Gregan and Jones by media.
World Cup Final......ah who cares. Bring on the cricket!
Now, you might read this and deduce that I don't really like rugby. That's true. It really gives me the willies how the ARU can make mountains out of bloody molehills. The RWC will be a great event. People will turn up (even in Launceston and Gosford) and watch some good matches. BUT what will happen when November 23 comes around and the show leaves town? Will rugby prosper to new and great heights, as Hypocrite O'Neill has touted?
Think of the Soccer World Cup in USA in 1994. Did it suddenly leap up and kill of the NFL, NBL, NHL and baseball? No, in fact all interest in the sport died in its arse soon after and only through GRASSROOTS work did the USA make the quarters in the last Soccer WC.
GRASSROOTS. They didn't sign Michael Jordan and John Elway and show them a soccer ball and a fat cheque. The ARU has, in my opinion, shot itself in the foot by signing Sailor et.al from league. It has essentially said to the young tyro who has played rugby all his life 'we don't care about you or how loyal you are to us. We're only after results.'
Without the solid foundation, rugby union cannot sustain this level of interest in itself. Who really gets excited when the Waratahs beat the Golden Ducks 89-54? Or Queensland beating the Waitangi Warriors 78-67?
I've gone off on a bit of a tangent, and accordingly I'll end it here. But be warned, rugby followers - the World Cup is not the culumination of the battle to win hearts and minds of fans of other sports. It is only the beginning. Look at the Swans when they were bloody hopeless last year - no-one would be seen dead at the SCG. What will happen when inevitably they will miss the finals in the future?
To quote a great Australian poet (whose name escapes me) in The Australiase:
Fame is f**king fleeting
Life is f**king short
What's the use of wasting it
All on f**king sport?