Team list Tuesday - Rnd 6 vs Tigers

[Gary Gutful]

Beware, Brooksy sacked as our half back for very first time living memory.

Has his virginity back at 5/8.

This could be his big coming out game.

A rugby league gender reveal!

Beware.

We already know how he identifies.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Ping @The Silverdale Phantom

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I’ll have to dust off old Bea from the back of the garage for yet another fun outing.



It’s very hard to focus on the job when he’s staring at me like that.

Anyway, it will make a nice change from Madge doll. You can barely find him under the repair patches. I think the dog found him once behind the leaf blower, but I won’t go into that.

 

[eels_fan]

Apparently Brooks is training at hooker out at concord.

I can’t see him handling the workload we’ll throw at him if he does play there

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Apparently Brooks is training at hooker out at concord.

I can’t see him handling the workload we’ll throw at him if he does play there

This could be interesting.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Eels drones flying over Concord, ffs you lot must be paranoid.

My guess is that Mary spilt some of his cool aid on the camera and the glob you see at hooker is the black bra lady we signed during the week-because at least she can take a tackle.

If your prep consists of anything more than chugging a few beers and smoking some cigars over re-runs of South Park, youre over doing it and a player could be at risk of snapping off an extended fingernail.

 

[the phantom menace]

I have a bad feeling we might not take this one as seriously as we should, and might get a big scare...

Nuikore to centre was a no-brainer given the backline injuries and limited options. Opacic has held his own at centre defensively, and Penisini should be able to make a go of the (cursed?) wing spot.

Without Junior and with Kaufusi starting our pack looks that bit less competitive. Papali'i has to switch to middle when RCG comes off for a spell - Matterson from the bench should shore up the edge, and can play loads of minutes.

Perham and Rein - will they even be used? Would be nice to have one of Grieg or Rodwell in the mix on the bench, to add a 20min stint when the forwards inevitably get tired... And Cartwright again overlooked for top 17 selection... just pointing it out to those who haven't seen his defensive failings, not a surprise at all though.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I have a bad feeling we might not take this one as seriously as we should

I hope we take them lightly because they're f**ken shit.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The lubing up began after the captains run.

When each player can catch and throw a ball using nothing but ass cheek pressure then he will be deemed fit.

Still, every dog has day. Brooksy at hooker will be terrifying.

 

[lingard]

…and if that doesn’t work, roll him up in carpet and throw him off a bridge.

And when that doesn't work, burn him at the stake.

 

[lingard]

The lubing up began after the captains run.

When each player can catch and throw a ball using nothing but ass cheek pressure then he will be deemed fit.

Still, every dog has day. Brooksy at hooker will be terrifying.

Terrifying for who?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*whom

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Madge

 

[Noise]

Any of you merkins been in the corporate section? Can you wear a jersey? What about pants? Are they compulsory?

 

[lingard]

*whom

Who?

 

[Glenneel]

Any of you merkins been in the corporate section? Can you wear a jersey? What about pants? Are they compulsory?

Just for hineyrulz to hide his adult nappy. Has a bad habit of shitting his pants so he has very few friends these days. The stink is horrendous, what do they feed them in the nursing home?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Any of you merkins been in the corporate section? Can you wear a jersey? What about pants? Are they compulsory?

I'd wear pants. You're no Bernie.

 

[Twizzle]

Any of you merkins been in the corporate section? Can you wear a jersey? What about pants? Are they compulsory?

well here's a thought, try getting in with no pants and get back to us

 

[strider]

Or go in with pants and then take em off and see how it goes .... maybe take a short walk on the field too, afterall corporate toffs should be entitled to do what the want

 

[Noise]

So it seems I probably don’t have to wear pants but what about a jersey, can I wear it? Blue and gold will go well with blue balls.